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Two and a Half Men

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire. 

Cast:
Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, Conchata Ferrell, Amber Tamblyn, Angus t. Jones, Holland Taylor, Marin Hinkle, Charlie Sheen, Melanie Lynskey, April Bowlby

Crew:
Chuck Lorre (Executive Producer), Don Reo (Executive Producer), Jim Patterson (Executive Producer), Don Reo (Writer), Steve Tompkins (Writer), Saladin k. Patterson (Writer), Jim Patterson (Writer), Tim Kelleher (Writer), Jim Vallely (Writer), James Widdoes (Director), Jeff Lowell (Writer), Matt Ross (Writer), Max Searle (Writer), Susan Mcmartin (Writer), Leslie Schapira (Writer), Maria Pearce (Writer), Chuck Lorre (Writer), Nathan Chetty (Writer), Jim Valley (Writer), Jon Cryer (Writer), Alissa Neubauer (Writer), Matt Searle (Writer), Lee Aronsohn (Executive Producer), Eric Tannenbaum (Executive Producer), Kim Tannenbaum (Executive Producer), Mark Burg (Executive Producer), Oren Koules (Executive Producer), Eddie Gorodetsky (Writer), Gemma Baker (Writer), Nick Bakay (Writer), Lee Aronsohn (Writer), Susan Beavers (Writer), Ashton Kutcher (Writer), David Richardson (Writer), Andrew Aronsohn (Writer), Don Foster (Writer), Mark Roberts (Writer), Lee Aronsohn (Director), Sid Youngers (Writer), Mark Roberts (Director), Jon Cryer (Director), Jeff Melman (Director), Jean Sagal (Director), Carol Mendelsohn (Writer), Naren Shankar (Writer), Sarah Goldfinger (Writer), Evan Dunsky (Writer), Joel Zwick (Director), Ted Wass (Director), Jerry Zaks (Director), Gary Halvorson (Director), Andrew Weyman (Director), Bill Prady (Writer), Rob Schiller (Director), Asaad Kelada (Director), Gary Halverson (Director), J.d. Lobue (Director), Pamela Fryman (Director), Jeff Abugov (Director), Jeff Abugov (Writer), Gail Mancuso (Director), Bob Berlinger (Director), Brad Berlinger (Director), Andy Ackerman (Director), Chuck Lorre (Director), Jay Sandrich (Director), James Burrows (Director)

4/17/14
07:00 PM
"I Think You Offended Don"  Judith is pregnant with a baby girl, and Alan is convinced he is the father; Jake is in a contentious mood, and Charlie thinks he knows why.  (Repeat) WPIX
4/17/14
07:30 PM
"Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover"  Alan must see the school principal over a picture Jake drew of a schoolmate and calls Charlie to watch over the boy.  (Repeat) WPIX
4/18/14
01:30 PM
"Grandma's Pie"  Walden tells Zoey that he will be going into business with his ex-wife (Judy Greer); Lyndsey and Alan grapple with their mothers' new relationship.  (Repeat) FX
4/18/14
02:00 PM
"Mr. Hose Says Yes"  Zoey and her daughter move in with Walden; Alan gets more than he bargained for with Lyndsey.  (Repeat) FX
4/18/14
05:00 PM
"Why We Gave Up Women"  When Alan has a heart attack, Charlie's ghost (Kathy Bates) visits him.  (Repeat) FX
4/18/14
05:30 PM
"The Straw in My Donut Hole"  Zoey isn't convinced Alan deserves all the love and affection he receives upon his return from the hospital.  (Repeat) FX
4/18/14
06:00 PM
"David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie"  Convinced that Alan is not appreciated by his family, Melissa asks him to live with her and her mother.  (Repeat) WSBK
4/18/14
06:30 PM
"Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark"  Charlie organizes an intervention to keep Alan from reuniting with Judith.  (Repeat) WSBK
4/18/14
07:00 PM
"David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie"  Convinced that Alan is not appreciated by his family, Melissa asks him to live with her and her mother.  (Repeat) WPIX
4/18/14
07:30 PM
"Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark"  Charlie organizes an intervention to keep Alan from reuniting with Judith.  (Repeat) WPIX
Two and a Half Men

Premise
Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. After Walden's girlfriend rejects his marriage proposal, he is thrown back into the world of dating. Life continues to reveal more surprises when Charlie's daughter -- who shares many of her father's characteristics -- shows up at the house. Also featured in the series is Berta, a sharp-tongued housekeeper.

Current cast
Ashton Kutcher as Walden Schmidt
Jon Cryer as Alan Harper
Conchata Ferrell as Berta
Amber Tamblyn as Jenny

Program data from Tribune Media Services, Inc.