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Two and a Half Men

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire. 

Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, Conchata Ferrell, Edan Alexander, Amber Tamblyn, Angus t. Jones, Holland Taylor, Marin Hinkle, Charlie Sheen, Melanie Lynskey, April Bowlby

Chuck Lorre (Executive Producer), Don Reo (Executive Producer), Jim Patterson (Executive Producer), Chuck Lorre (Writer), Lee Aronsohn (Writer), Don Reo (Writer), Jim Patterson (Writer), James Widdoes (Director), Tim Kelleher (Writer), Jim Vallely (Writer), Matt Ross (Writer), Max Searle (Writer), Steve Tompkins (Writer), Warren Bell (Writer), Jeff Lowell (Writer), Nathan Chetty (Writer), Saladin k. Patterson (Writer), Steve Thompkins (Writer), Maria Pearce (Writer), Jon Cryer (Director), Susan Mcmartin (Writer), Leslie Schapira (Writer), Jim Valley (Writer), Jon Cryer (Writer), Alissa Neubauer (Writer), Matt Searle (Writer), Lee Aronsohn (Executive Producer), Eric Tannenbaum (Executive Producer), Kim Tannenbaum (Executive Producer), Mark Burg (Executive Producer), Oren Koules (Executive Producer), Eddie Gorodetsky (Writer), Gemma Baker (Writer), Nick Bakay (Writer), Susan Beavers (Writer), Ashton Kutcher (Writer), David Richardson (Writer), Andrew Aronsohn (Writer), Don Foster (Writer), Mark Roberts (Writer), Lee Aronsohn (Director), Sid Youngers (Writer), Mark Roberts (Director), Jeff Melman (Director), Jean Sagal (Director), Carol Mendelsohn (Writer), Naren Shankar (Writer), Sarah Goldfinger (Writer), Evan Dunsky (Writer), Joel Zwick (Director), Ted Wass (Director), Jerry Zaks (Director), Gary Halvorson (Director), Andrew Weyman (Director), Bill Prady (Writer), Rob Schiller (Director), Asaad Kelada (Director), Gary Halverson (Director), J.d. Lobue (Director), Pamela Fryman (Director), Jeff Abugov (Director), Jeff Abugov (Writer), Gail Mancuso (Director), Bob Berlinger (Director), Brad Berlinger (Director), Andy Ackerman (Director), Chuck Lorre (Director), Jay Sandrich (Director), James Burrows (Director)

04:00 PM
"Ow, Ow, Don't Stop"  Charlie goes on a spending spree for old fling Courtney when she shows up after being in prison for three years.  (Repeat) WPIX
04:30 PM
"Dead From the Waist Down"  Ashamed that he can't afford to buy a birthday present for Lyndsey, Alan gets creative.  (Repeat) WPIX
06:00 PM
"The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump"  Charlie and Alan meet several women while attending one of Jake's soccer games.  (Repeat) WSBK
06:30 PM
"Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?"  After Evelyn's new beau dumps her, Charlie and Alan enlist Jake to cheer her up; Charlie teaches Jake a lesson about screening telephone calls from women.  (Repeat) WSBK
02:02 AM
"Working for Caligula"  Charlie returns to his bachelor lifestyle; Alan breaks down following his second divorce.  (Repeat) FX
02:32 AM
"Who's Vod Kanockers?"  Charlie tells Alan the truth about his breakup with Mia; a famous neighbor causes trouble.  (Repeat) FX
04:03 AM
"The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress"  Charlie is convinced he saw his late father while having a near-death experience.  (Repeat) FX
04:32 AM
"A Pot-Smoking Monkey"  After their split, Alan wants to gain custody of his and Kandi's dog.  (Repeat) FX
08:00 PM
"Looking' for Japanese Subs"  Charlie begins stalking Rose; Alan becomes concerned when Eldridge and Jake begin videotaping dangerous stunts.  (Repeat) WPIX
08:30 PM
"Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak"  Charlie and Rose continue their affair; Alan's business becomes a Ponzi scheme.  (Repeat) WPIX
Two and a Half Men

Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.

Current cast
Ashton Kutcher as Walden Schmidt
Jon Cryer as Alan Harper
Conchata Ferrell as Berta
Edan Alexander as Louis
Amber Tamblyn as Jenny
Angus t. Jones as Jake
Holland Taylor as Evelyn
Marin Hinkle as Judith
Charlie Sheen as Charlie Harper

Program data from Tribune Media Services, Inc.