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Two and a Half Men

"Putting Swim Fins on a Cat"

Charlie has to entertain his girlfriend's 4-year-old son; Alan becomes a human guinea pig.  (Repeat)

Tue 9/1 6:30 PM  WSBK
Duration: 30 minutes
Rated: TV-14
Sitcom, Comedy

Cast:
Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus t. Jones, Melanie Lynskey, Conchata Ferrell, Ming Wen (Guest Star), Matt Mckenzie (Guest Star), Ernie Grunwald (Guest Star), Elijah Lee (Guest Star)

Crew:
Chuck Lorre (Executive Producer), Lee Aronsohn (Executive Producer), Eric Tannenbaum (Executive Producer), Kim Tannenbaum (Executive Producer), Mark Burg (Executive Producer), Oren Koules (Executive Producer)

8/28/15
06:30 PM
"Large Birds, Spiders and Mom"  Charlie and Alan try to prepare Jake for his first day of junior high.  (Repeat) WSBK
8/28/15
07:00 PM
"Prostitutes and Gelato"  Charlie and Alan must confront their "daddy issues" when Evelyn's new boyfriend invites them to Las Vegas on his private jet.  (Repeat) WPIX
8/28/15
07:30 PM
"Large Birds, Spiders and Mom"  Charlie and Alan try to prepare Jake for his first day of junior high.  (Repeat) WPIX
8/29/15
10:00 AM
"Santa's Village of the Damned"  Alan dates a controlling woman who takes over the house during the Christmas holidays.  (Repeat) FX
8/29/15
10:30 AM
"That Special Tug"  Alan's emotional breakdown after dropping Jake off for a weekend away sends Charlie to a therapist.  (Repeat) FX
8/29/15
11:00 AM
"Humiliation Is a Visual Medium"  Charlie must deal with the challenges of a committed relationship that is not based on sex.  (Repeat) FX
8/29/15
11:30 AM
"Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded"  Charlie plans a romantic date with Mia in hopes of consummating their relationship; Alan starts dating Charlie's most recent ex-girlfriend.  (Repeat) FX
8/29/15
06:00 PM
"Pilot"  Charlie's life turns upside down when his brother and nephew move in; at the supermarket, Charlie discovers he can use 10-year-old Jake to attract women.  (Repeat) WSBK
8/29/15
06:30 PM
"Big Flappy Bastards"  Charlie doesn't know how to discipline Jake for luring a flock of sea gulls into his room; Judith surprises Alan when he goes home to fix her sprinklers.  (Repeat) WSBK
8/29/15
09:00 PM
"That Darn Priest"  Rose discovers Alan's Ponzi scheme; Alan meets Rose's "husband"; Charlie tries to get time alone with Rose.  (Repeat) WPIX
Two and a Half Men

Premise
Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.

Current cast
Ashton Kutcher as Walden Schmidt
Jon Cryer as Alan Harper
Conchata Ferrell as Berta
Edan Alexander as Louis
Amber Tamblyn as Jenny
Angus t. Jones as Jake
Holland Taylor as Evelyn
Marin Hinkle as Judith
Charlie Sheen as Charlie Harper

Program data from Tribune Media Services, Inc.