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Two and a Half Men

"Putting Swim Fins on a Cat"

Charlie has to entertain his girlfriend's 4-year-old son; Alan becomes a human guinea pig.  (Repeat)

Sat 5/30 10:30 AM  FX
Duration: 30 minutes
Rated: TV-14
Sitcom, Comedy

Cast:
Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus t. Jones, Melanie Lynskey, Conchata Ferrell, Ming Wen (Guest Star), Matt Mckenzie (Guest Star), Ernie Grunwald (Guest Star), Elijah Lee (Guest Star)

Crew:
Chuck Lorre (Executive Producer), Lee Aronsohn (Executive Producer), Eric Tannenbaum (Executive Producer), Kim Tannenbaum (Executive Producer), Mark Burg (Executive Producer), Oren Koules (Executive Producer)

5/23/15
11:00 AM
"My Damn Stalker"  Charlie must face his feelings when Rose announces she is moving to London; Alan fudges his online dating profile, only to wind up with a fellow profile-embellisher.  (Repeat) FX
5/23/15
11:30 AM
"Young People Have Phlegm Too"  A more mature woman helps rebuild Charlie's ego after he becomes insecure about his age.  (Repeat) FX
5/23/15
12:00 PM
"I Merely Slept With a Commie"  Evelyn makes Charlie and Alan regret saying that she will not have any mourners at her funeral.  (Repeat) FX
5/23/15
12:30 PM
"It Never Rains in Hooterville"  After realizing that Jake's childhood is almost over, Alan makes a last-minute try at father-son bonding; Kandi embarks on a new career.  (Repeat) FX
5/23/15
06:00 PM
"Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud"  Jake goes to live with Judith and Herb after learning that Alan has been dating Eldridge's mom; Charlie decides to cut back on his drinking.  (Repeat) WPIX
5/23/15
06:00 PM
"A Pudding-Filled Cactus"  After moving in with Lyndsey, Alan continues to have a rendezvous with Melissa at Charlie's house.  (Repeat) WSBK
5/23/15
06:30 PM
"A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer"  When Lindsey asks Alan to move in with her, Charlie will do anything to get him to agree to it.  (Repeat) WPIX
5/23/15
06:30 PM
"Hookers, Hookers, Hookers"  Lyndsey and Eldridge move into Charlie's house after their home burns down.  (Repeat) WSBK
5/23/15
09:00 PM
"A Pudding-Filled Cactus"  After moving in with Lyndsey, Alan continues to have a rendezvous with Melissa at Charlie's house.  (Repeat) WPIX
5/23/15
09:30 PM
"Hookers, Hookers, Hookers"  Lyndsey and Eldridge move into Charlie's house after their home burns down.  (Repeat) WPIX
Two and a Half Men

Premise
Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.

Current cast
Ashton Kutcher as Walden Schmidt
Jon Cryer as Alan Harper
Conchata Ferrell as Berta
Edan Alexander as Louis

Program data from Tribune Media Services, Inc.