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Two and a Half Men

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire. 

Cast:
Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, Conchata Ferrell, Amber Tamblyn, Angus t. Jones, Holland Taylor, Marin Hinkle, Charlie Sheen, Melanie Lynskey, April Bowlby

Crew:
Chuck Lorre (Executive Producer), Don Reo (Executive Producer), Jim Patterson (Executive Producer), Jim Patterson (Writer), Matt Ross (Writer), Max Searle (Writer), Don Reo (Writer), Steve Tompkins (Writer), Susan Mcmartin (Writer), James Widdoes (Director), Saladin k. Patterson (Writer), Tim Kelleher (Writer), Jim Vallely (Writer), Jeff Lowell (Writer), Leslie Schapira (Writer), Maria Pearce (Writer), Chuck Lorre (Writer), Nathan Chetty (Writer), Jim Valley (Writer), Jon Cryer (Writer), Alissa Neubauer (Writer), Matt Searle (Writer), Lee Aronsohn (Executive Producer), Eric Tannenbaum (Executive Producer), Kim Tannenbaum (Executive Producer), Mark Burg (Executive Producer), Oren Koules (Executive Producer), Eddie Gorodetsky (Writer), Gemma Baker (Writer), Nick Bakay (Writer), Lee Aronsohn (Writer), Susan Beavers (Writer), Ashton Kutcher (Writer), David Richardson (Writer), Andrew Aronsohn (Writer), Don Foster (Writer), Mark Roberts (Writer), Lee Aronsohn (Director), Sid Youngers (Writer), Mark Roberts (Director), Jon Cryer (Director), Jeff Melman (Director), Jean Sagal (Director), Carol Mendelsohn (Writer), Naren Shankar (Writer), Sarah Goldfinger (Writer), Evan Dunsky (Writer), Joel Zwick (Director), Ted Wass (Director), Jerry Zaks (Director), Gary Halvorson (Director), Andrew Weyman (Director), Bill Prady (Writer), Rob Schiller (Director), Asaad Kelada (Director), Gary Halverson (Director), J.d. Lobue (Director), Pamela Fryman (Director), Jeff Abugov (Director), Jeff Abugov (Writer), Gail Mancuso (Director), Bob Berlinger (Director), Brad Berlinger (Director), Andy Ackerman (Director), Chuck Lorre (Director), Jay Sandrich (Director), James Burrows (Director)

4/25/14
05:00 PM
"The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump"  Charlie and Alan meet several women while attending one of Jake's soccer games.  (Repeat) FX
4/25/14
05:30 PM
"I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You"  Judith's sister, Liz (guest star Teri Hatcher), hits on Alan at Jake's birthday party; Evelyn prefers alcohol to cake.  (Repeat) FX
4/25/14
06:00 PM
"The Two Finger Rule"  Chelsea finds pictures of a naked woman on Charlie's phone.  (Repeat) WPIX
4/25/14
06:00 PM
"The Two Finger Rule"  Chelsea finds pictures of a naked woman on Charlie's phone.  (Repeat) WSBK
4/25/14
06:30 PM
"That Voodoo That I Do Do"  Charlie cons Jake into taking ballet lessons in order to get close to the teacher.  (Repeat) WPIX
4/25/14
06:30 PM
"That Voodoo That I Do Do"  Charlie cons Jake into taking ballet lessons in order to get close to the teacher.  (Repeat) WSBK
4/26/14
09:30 AM
"Run Steven Staven! Run!"  Alan is faced with relationship trouble when he does not give Lyndsey a key to the beach house; Walden, Alan, Herb and Billy commiserate about relationships.  (Repeat) FX
4/26/14
10:00 AM
"Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It"  When Jake brings his 36-year-old girlfriend home for a visit, Alan is concerned; Walden tries to hide something from Alan.  (Repeat) FX
4/26/14
10:30 AM
"Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby"  Depressed on Valentine's Day, Walden tries to talk Kate into giving him another chance; Alan's holiday plans go south.  (Repeat) FX
4/26/14
11:00 AM
"Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries"  When Walden runs into his ex and they start talking about getting back together, Alan worries that she is not good enough.  (Repeat) FX
Two and a Half Men

Premise
Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. After Walden's girlfriend rejects his marriage proposal, he is thrown back into the world of dating. Life continues to reveal more surprises when Charlie's daughter -- who shares many of her father's characteristics -- shows up at the house. Also featured in the series is Berta, a sharp-tongued housekeeper.

Current cast
Ashton Kutcher as Walden Schmidt
Jon Cryer as Alan Harper
Conchata Ferrell as Berta
Amber Tamblyn as Jenny

Program data from Tribune Media Services, Inc.