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Two and a Half Men

"If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake"

For a school assignment, Jake draws the tattooed buttocks of Charlie's female friend.  (Repeat)

Sat 5/3 8:30 AM  FX
Duration: 30 minutes
Rated: TV-14
Sitcom, Comedy

Cast:
Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus t. Jones, Marin Hinkle, Melanie Lynskey, Kristin Dattilo (Guest Star)

Crew:
Chuck Lorre (Executive Producer), Lee Aronsohn (Executive Producer), Eric Tannenbaum (Executive Producer), Kim Tannenbaum (Executive Producer), Mark Burg (Executive Producer), Oren Koules (Executive Producer), Andy Ackerman (Director), Lee Aronsohn (Writer), Mark Roberts (Writer)

4/21/14
04:30 PM
"You Do Know What the Lollipop Is For"  A friend's visiting daughter (Miley Cyrus) makes Walden feel his age.  (Repeat) FX
4/21/14
05:00 PM
"That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam"  Walden ignores Alan's warnings and starts dating Rose (Melanie Lynskey).  (Repeat) FX
4/21/14
06:00 PM
"I'd Like to Start With the Cat"  A bachelor's (Charlie Sheen) life is turned upside down when his brother and nephew (Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones) move in. With Holland Taylor. Episode information to be announced.  (Repeat) WPIX
4/21/14
06:00 PM
"I'd Like to Start With the Cat"  A bachelor's (Charlie Sheen) life is turned upside down when his brother and nephew (Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones) move in. With Holland Taylor. Episode information to be announced.  (Repeat) WSBK
4/21/14
06:30 PM
"Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs"  Berta moves into Charlie's house for a few days and plays one brother against the other.  (Repeat) WPIX
4/21/14
06:30 PM
"Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs"  Berta moves into Charlie's house for a few days and plays one brother against the other.  (Repeat) WSBK
4/22/14
12:00 PM
"You Do Know What the Lollipop Is For"  A friend's visiting daughter (Miley Cyrus) makes Walden feel his age.  (Repeat) FX
4/22/14
12:30 PM
"That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam"  Walden ignores Alan's warnings and starts dating Rose (Melanie Lynskey).  (Repeat) FX
4/22/14
04:30 PM
"Ferrets, Attack!"  Walden must choose between Zoey and Rose.  (Repeat) FX
4/22/14
05:00 PM
"Avoid the Chinese Mustard"  When Walden gets tired of the complications that come with a traditional relationship, he hires an actress to be his girlfriend; Jake plans a rendezvous with Missi (Miley Cyrus) at the beach house.  (Repeat) FX
Two and a Half Men

Premise
Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. After Walden's girlfriend rejects his marriage proposal, he is thrown back into the world of dating. Life continues to reveal more surprises when Charlie's daughter -- who shares many of her father's characteristics -- shows up at the house. Also featured in the series is Berta, a sharp-tongued housekeeper.

Current cast
Ashton Kutcher as Walden Schmidt
Jon Cryer as Alan Harper
Conchata Ferrell as Berta
Amber Tamblyn as Jenny

Program data from Tribune Media Services, Inc.