Show details

Listings are for East Coast. For local listings, Enter zip code   or   Sign in

Two and a Half Men

"I Can't Afford Hyenas"

Charlie realizes he's broke when his credit card is declined at the grocery store. Richard Lewis guest stars.  (Repeat)

Fri 7/3 6:30 PM  WSBK
Duration: 30 minutes
Rated: TV-PG
Sitcom, Comedy

Cast:
Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus t. Jones, Marin Hinkle, Holland Taylor, Melanie Lynskey, Richard Lewis (Guest Star), Conchata Ferrell (Guest Star), Elena Lyons (Guest Star), J.d. Walsh (Guest Star)

Crew:
Chuck Lorre (Executive Producer), Lee Aronsohn (Executive Producer), Eric Tannenbaum (Executive Producer), Kim Tannenbaum (Executive Producer), Mark Burg (Executive Producer), Oren Koules (Executive Producer), Rob Schiller (Director), Chuck Lorre (Writer), Lee Aronsohn (Writer)

7/2/15
11:30 AM
"Hookers, Hookers, Hookers"  Lyndsey and Eldridge move into Charlie's house after their home burns down.  (Repeat) FX
7/2/15
12:00 PM
"The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel"  Alan pretends to be Charlie when he goes out on the town; Charlie sneaks off for cosmetic surgery.  (Repeat) FX
7/2/15
03:30 PM
"Twanging Your Magic Clanger"  Charlie has difficulty dealing with dating a slightly older woman.  (Repeat) FX
7/2/15
04:00 PM
"The Crazy Bitch Gazette"  Charlie's girlfriend gets fed up with his stalker, Rose.  (Repeat) FX
7/2/15
06:00 PM
"Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor"  Alan reluctantly agrees to a makeover after running into his ex-wife and her new beau; when the brothers go shopping, they clash over what to buy.  (Repeat) WSBK
7/2/15
06:30 PM
"Camel Filters and Pheremones"  The housekeeper's beautiful granddaughter comes to work with her and attracts the attention of the men; Alan tries to convince Judith that Charlie's house is good for Jake.  (Repeat) WSBK
7/2/15
07:00 PM
"Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor"  Alan reluctantly agrees to a makeover after running into his ex-wife and her new beau; when the brothers go shopping, they clash over what to buy.  (Repeat) WPIX
7/2/15
07:30 PM
"Camel Filters and Pheremones"  The housekeeper's beautiful granddaughter comes to work with her and attracts the attention of the men; Alan tries to convince Judith that Charlie's house is good for Jake.  (Repeat) WPIX
7/3/15
05:00 PM
"Springtime on a Stick"  Charlie and Alan try to set Evelyn up with the pharmacist, Russell.  (Repeat) FX
7/3/15
05:30 PM
"A Good Time in Central Africa"  Charlie falls for the woman who replaces Berta on her days off; Alan thinks Lyndsey's ex-husband is stalking him.  (Repeat) FX
Two and a Half Men

Premise
Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.

Current cast
Ashton Kutcher as Walden Schmidt
Jon Cryer as Alan Harper
Conchata Ferrell as Berta
Edan Alexander as Louis
Amber Tamblyn as Jenny
Angus t. Jones as Jake
Holland Taylor as Evelyn
Marin Hinkle as Judith
Charlie Sheen as Charlie Harper

Program data from Tribune Media Services, Inc.