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Two and a Half Men

"My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet"

Charlie attempts to cure Alan of his recent bout of sleepwalking; Jake sees a therapist.  (Repeat)

Thu 7/9 6:30 PM  WSBK
Duration: 30 minutes
Rated: TV-14
Sitcom, Comedy

Cast:
Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus t. Jones, Marin Hinkle, Holland Taylor, Melanie Lynskey, Jane Lynch (Guest Star), Amanda Swisten (Guest Star), Jamie Day (Guest Star), Steffani Brass (Guest Star)

Crew:
Chuck Lorre (Executive Producer), Lee Aronsohn (Executive Producer), Eric Tannenbaum (Executive Producer), Kim Tannenbaum (Executive Producer), Mark Burg (Executive Producer), Oren Koules (Executive Producer), Gail Mancuso (Director), Lee Aronsohn (Writer), Don Foster (Writer), Chuck Lorre (Writer), Eddie Gorodetsky (Writer)

7/5/15
08:00 PM
"Mmm, Fish. Yum"  Alan cares for Judith's baby and her tipsy mother; Jake uses an incriminating picture to blackmail Charlie.  (Repeat) WPIX
7/5/15
08:30 PM
"Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator"  Alan takes a job working for Evelyn; Charlie must mend Chelsea and Jake's rocky relationship.  (Repeat) WPIX
7/5/15
09:00 PM
"Untainted by Filth"  Charlie and Alan wake up together in bed with a strange woman.  (Repeat) WPIX
7/5/15
09:30 PM
"Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle"  Chelsea tries to help her beautiful college roommate get over a bad breakup.  (Repeat) WPIX
7/5/15
11:00 PM
"For the Sake of the Child"  After they embarrass him in public, Jake refuses to stay with Charlie and Alan.  (Repeat) WSBK
7/5/15
11:30 PM
"Give Me Your Thumb"  Alan suggests that Chelsea get breast-reduction surgery, and Charlie kicks him out.  (Repeat) WSBK
7/6/15
04:00 PM
"Looking' for Japanese Subs"  Charlie begins stalking Rose; Alan becomes concerned when Eldridge and Jake begin videotaping dangerous stunts.  (Repeat) FX
7/6/15
04:30 PM
"Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak"  Charlie and Rose continue their affair; Alan's business becomes a Ponzi scheme.  (Repeat) FX
7/6/15
06:00 PM
"Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick"  Against Alan's judgment, Charlie falls for a seemingly crazy woman named Frankie. Guest star: Jenna Elfman.  (Repeat) WSBK
7/6/15
06:30 PM
"That Was Saliva, Alan"  Frankie tells Charlie and Alan why she and her daughter are on the run; Frankie's daughter has a crush on Jake.  (Repeat) WSBK
Two and a Half Men

Premise
Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.

Current cast
Ashton Kutcher as Walden Schmidt
Jon Cryer as Alan Harper
Conchata Ferrell as Berta
Edan Alexander as Louis
Amber Tamblyn as Jenny
Angus t. Jones as Jake
Holland Taylor as Evelyn
Marin Hinkle as Judith
Charlie Sheen as Charlie Harper

Program data from Tribune Media Services, Inc.