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Two and a Half Men

"Avoid the Chinese Mustard"

When Walden gets tired of the complications that come with a traditional relationship, he hires an actress to be his girlfriend; Jake plans a rendezvous with Missi (Miley Cyrus) at the beach house.  (Repeat)

Tue 4/22 5:00 PM  FX
Duration: 30 minutes
Rated: TV-14
Sitcom, Comedy

Cast:
Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, Angus t. Jones, Conchata Ferrell, Miley Cyrus (Guest Star), Lindsay Price (Guest Star), Bradley Snedeker (Guest Star), Rico Anderson (Guest Star)

Crew:
Chuck Lorre (Executive Producer), Lee Aronsohn (Executive Producer), Eric Tannenbaum (Executive Producer), Kim Tannenbaum (Executive Producer), Mark Burg (Executive Producer), Oren Koules (Executive Producer), Chuck Lorre (Writer), Gemma Baker (Writer), Don Reo (Writer), Jim Patterson (Writer), Eddie Gorodetsky (Writer), James Widdoes (Director)

4/19/14
10:00 AM
"Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!"  Jake graduates and must decide what to do with his life.  (Repeat) FX
4/19/14
10:30 AM
"I Changed My Mind About the Milk"  Walden plans a surprise for Zoey's birthday.  (Repeat) FX
4/19/14
11:00 AM
"A Bag Full of Jawea"  Charlie tries to save Jake from school suspension by romancing his teacher, but the results are unfortunate.  (Repeat) FX
4/19/14
11:30 AM
"Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt"  Lyndsey and Alan try to add a little excitement to their love life.  (Repeat) FX
4/19/14
04:00 PM
"Santa's Village of the Damned"  Alan dates a controlling woman who takes over the house during the Christmas holidays.  (Repeat) WPIX
4/19/14
04:30 PM
"That Special Tug"  Alan's emotional breakdown after dropping Jake off for a weekend away sends Charlie to a therapist.  (Repeat) WPIX
4/19/14
06:00 PM
"Ergo, the Booty Call"  Alan tries to avoid bringing his sexy 22-year-old girlfriend to Jake's birthday party.  (Repeat) WSBK
4/19/14
06:30 PM
"The Unfortunate Little Schnauser"  Charlie boycotts an advertising awards banquet, having lost several years in a row to his nemesis, Archie (Jon Lovitz).  (Repeat) WSBK
4/20/14
09:00 PM
"Ergo, the Booty Call"  Alan tries to avoid bringing his sexy 22-year-old girlfriend to Jake's birthday party.  (Repeat) WPIX
4/20/14
09:30 PM
"The Unfortunate Little Schnauser"  Charlie boycotts an advertising awards banquet, having lost several years in a row to his nemesis, Archie (Jon Lovitz).  (Repeat) WPIX
Two and a Half Men

Premise
Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. After Walden's girlfriend rejects his marriage proposal, he is thrown back into the world of dating. Life continues to reveal more surprises when Charlie's daughter -- who shares many of her father's characteristics -- shows up at the house. Also featured in the series is Berta, a sharp-tongued housekeeper.

Current cast
Ashton Kutcher as Walden Schmidt
Jon Cryer as Alan Harper
Conchata Ferrell as Berta
Amber Tamblyn as Jenny

Program data from Tribune Media Services, Inc.