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Two and a Half Men

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire. 

Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, Conchata Ferrell, Edan Alexander, Amber Tamblyn, Angus t. Jones, Holland Taylor, Marin Hinkle, Charlie Sheen, Melanie Lynskey, April Bowlby

Chuck Lorre (Executive Producer), Don Reo (Executive Producer), Jim Patterson (Executive Producer), Chuck Lorre (Writer), Lee Aronsohn (Writer), Don Reo (Writer), Jim Patterson (Writer), James Widdoes (Director), Tim Kelleher (Writer), Jim Vallely (Writer), Matt Ross (Writer), Max Searle (Writer), Steve Tompkins (Writer), Warren Bell (Writer), Jeff Lowell (Writer), Nathan Chetty (Writer), Saladin k. Patterson (Writer), Steve Thompkins (Writer), Maria Pearce (Writer), Jon Cryer (Director), Susan Mcmartin (Writer), Leslie Schapira (Writer), Jim Valley (Writer), Jon Cryer (Writer), Alissa Neubauer (Writer), Matt Searle (Writer), Lee Aronsohn (Executive Producer), Eric Tannenbaum (Executive Producer), Kim Tannenbaum (Executive Producer), Mark Burg (Executive Producer), Oren Koules (Executive Producer), Eddie Gorodetsky (Writer), Gemma Baker (Writer), Nick Bakay (Writer), Susan Beavers (Writer), Ashton Kutcher (Writer), David Richardson (Writer), Andrew Aronsohn (Writer), Don Foster (Writer), Mark Roberts (Writer), Lee Aronsohn (Director), Sid Youngers (Writer), Mark Roberts (Director), Jeff Melman (Director), Jean Sagal (Director), Carol Mendelsohn (Writer), Naren Shankar (Writer), Sarah Goldfinger (Writer), Evan Dunsky (Writer), Joel Zwick (Director), Ted Wass (Director), Jerry Zaks (Director), Gary Halvorson (Director), Andrew Weyman (Director), Bill Prady (Writer), Rob Schiller (Director), Asaad Kelada (Director), Gary Halverson (Director), J.d. Lobue (Director), Pamela Fryman (Director), Jeff Abugov (Director), Jeff Abugov (Writer), Gail Mancuso (Director), Bob Berlinger (Director), Brad Berlinger (Director), Andy Ackerman (Director), Chuck Lorre (Director), Jay Sandrich (Director), James Burrows (Director)

09:30 AM
"Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell"  One drink too many emboldens the brothers to stand up to their controlling mother.  (Repeat) FX
10:00 AM
"If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap"  Alan offers to help get Charlie's cleaning lady back if Charlie can get Jake ready to go out to dinner with his mother.  (Repeat) FX
10:30 AM
"The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump"  Charlie and Alan meet several women while attending one of Jake's soccer games.  (Repeat) FX
11:00 AM
"Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?"  After Evelyn's new beau dumps her, Charlie and Alan enlist Jake to cheer her up; Charlie teaches Jake a lesson about screening telephone calls from women.  (Repeat) FX
06:00 PM
"A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer"  When Lindsey asks Alan to move in with her, Charlie will do anything to get him to agree to it.  (Repeat) WSBK
06:30 PM
"A Pudding-Filled Cactus"  After moving in with Lyndsey, Alan continues to have a rendezvous with Melissa at Charlie's house.  (Repeat) WSBK
04:30 PM
"Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud"  Jake goes to live with Judith and Herb after learning that Alan has been dating Eldridge's mom; Charlie decides to cut back on his drinking.  (Repeat) WPIX
08:00 PM
"This Is Not Gonna End Well"  After Charlie's license is suspended, Jake becomes his driver; Alan plans to go to Chelsea's birthday party.  (Repeat) WPIX
08:30 PM
"Gumby With a Pokey"  While Alan and Jake are away on a road trip, Charlie is visited by the ghosts of his ex-girlfriends.  (Repeat) WPIX
09:00 PM
"A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer"  When Lindsey asks Alan to move in with her, Charlie will do anything to get him to agree to it.  (Repeat) WPIX
Two and a Half Men

Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.

Current cast
Ashton Kutcher as Walden Schmidt
Jon Cryer as Alan Harper
Conchata Ferrell as Berta
Edan Alexander as Louis
Amber Tamblyn as Jenny
Angus t. Jones as Jake
Holland Taylor as Evelyn
Marin Hinkle as Judith
Charlie Sheen as Charlie Harper

Program data from Tribune Media Services, Inc.