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Two and a Half Men

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire. 

Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, Conchata Ferrell, Edan Alexander, Amber Tamblyn, Angus t. Jones, Holland Taylor, Marin Hinkle, Charlie Sheen, Melanie Lynskey, April Bowlby

Chuck Lorre (Executive Producer), Don Reo (Executive Producer), Jim Patterson (Executive Producer), Chuck Lorre (Writer), Lee Aronsohn (Writer), Don Reo (Writer), Jim Patterson (Writer), James Widdoes (Director), Tim Kelleher (Writer), Jim Vallely (Writer), Matt Ross (Writer), Max Searle (Writer), Steve Tompkins (Writer), Warren Bell (Writer), Jeff Lowell (Writer), Nathan Chetty (Writer), Saladin k. Patterson (Writer), Steve Thompkins (Writer), Maria Pearce (Writer), Jon Cryer (Director), Susan Mcmartin (Writer), Leslie Schapira (Writer), Jim Valley (Writer), Jon Cryer (Writer), Alissa Neubauer (Writer), Matt Searle (Writer), Lee Aronsohn (Executive Producer), Eric Tannenbaum (Executive Producer), Kim Tannenbaum (Executive Producer), Mark Burg (Executive Producer), Oren Koules (Executive Producer), Eddie Gorodetsky (Writer), Gemma Baker (Writer), Nick Bakay (Writer), Susan Beavers (Writer), Ashton Kutcher (Writer), David Richardson (Writer), Andrew Aronsohn (Writer), Don Foster (Writer), Mark Roberts (Writer), Lee Aronsohn (Director), Sid Youngers (Writer), Mark Roberts (Director), Jeff Melman (Director), Jean Sagal (Director), Carol Mendelsohn (Writer), Naren Shankar (Writer), Sarah Goldfinger (Writer), Evan Dunsky (Writer), Joel Zwick (Director), Ted Wass (Director), Jerry Zaks (Director), Gary Halvorson (Director), Andrew Weyman (Director), Bill Prady (Writer), Rob Schiller (Director), Asaad Kelada (Director), Gary Halverson (Director), J.d. Lobue (Director), Pamela Fryman (Director), Jeff Abugov (Director), Jeff Abugov (Writer), Gail Mancuso (Director), Bob Berlinger (Director), Brad Berlinger (Director), Andy Ackerman (Director), Chuck Lorre (Director), Jay Sandrich (Director), James Burrows (Director)

11:30 PM
"Pie Hole, Herb"  Alan crosses a line when he tries to get back money that he lent Charlie.  (Repeat) WPIX
01:00 AM
"Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats"  Alan offends Charlie by choosing harebrained cousins as Jake's guardians in the event of his death.  (Repeat) FX
01:30 AM
"An Old Flame With a New Wick"  Charlie is stunned to learn his ex-girlfriend is now a man.  (Repeat) FX
03:00 AM
"I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You"  Judith's sister, Liz, hits on Alan at Jake's birthday party; Evelyn prefers alcohol to cake.  (Repeat) FX
03:30 AM
"Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark"  After trying a father/son talk, Alan and Judith decide to take a moody Jake to a therapist.  (Repeat) FX
11:00 PM
"Taterhead Is Our Love Child"  Charlie finds that one of his former girlfriends has a son who looks a lot like him.  (Repeat) WSBK
11:30 PM
"Pie Hole, Herb"  Alan crosses a line when he tries to get back money that he lent Charlie.  (Repeat) WSBK
05:00 PM
"No Sniffing, No Wowing"  Charlie jeopardizes Alan's divorce settlement by sleeping with his attorney, Laura.  (Repeat) FX
05:30 PM
"My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet"  Charlie attempts to cure Alan of his recent bout of sleepwalking; Jake sees a therapist.  (Repeat) FX
06:00 PM
"Corey's Been Dead for an Hour"  Charlie and Alan go on a double date, leaving Jake home alone for the first time.  (Repeat) WSBK
Two and a Half Men

Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.

Current cast
Ashton Kutcher as Walden Schmidt
Jon Cryer as Alan Harper
Conchata Ferrell as Berta
Edan Alexander as Louis

Program data from Tribune Media Services, Inc.