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Two and a Half Men

"My Damn Stalker"

Charlie must face his feelings when Rose announces she is moving to London; Alan fudges his online dating profile, only to wind up with a fellow profile-embellisher.  (Repeat)

Thu 4/23 6:00 PM  WSBK
Duration: 30 minutes
Rated: TV-14
Sitcom, Comedy

Cast:
Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus t. Jones, Melanie Lynskey, Conchata Ferrell, Allison Janney (Guest Star), Rebecca Mcfarland (Guest Star), Andrea Silvers (Guest Star), Lauren Lewis (Guest Star)

Crew:
Chuck Lorre (Executive Producer), Lee Aronsohn (Executive Producer), Eric Tannenbaum (Executive Producer), Kim Tannenbaum (Executive Producer), Mark Burg (Executive Producer), Oren Koules (Executive Producer), James Widdoes (Director), Chuck Lorre (Writer), Lee Aronsohn (Writer), Eddie Gorodetsky (Writer), Mark Roberts (Writer)

4/21/15
05:00 PM
"Just Like Buffalo"  Charlie tries to sweet talk Judith's divorcee support-group into letting Jake continue to spend weekends at his place.  (Repeat) FX
4/21/15
05:30 PM
"Can You Feel My Finger?"  A pregnancy scare has Charlie heading to the doctor for a vasectomy.  (Repeat) FX
4/21/15
06:00 PM
"Walnuts and Demerol"  Charlie finds himself throwing an unwanted, unplanned holiday party; Evelyn tries to keep Charlie from sleeping with his party date.  (Repeat) WSBK
4/21/15
06:30 PM
"Castrating Sheep in Montana"  Berta learns that Alan has been dating her daughter.  (Repeat) WSBK
4/21/15
07:00 PM
"Walnuts and Demerol"  Charlie finds himself throwing an unwanted, unplanned holiday party; Evelyn tries to keep Charlie from sleeping with his party date.  (Repeat) WPIX
4/21/15
07:30 PM
"Castrating Sheep in Montana"  Berta learns that Alan has been dating her daughter.  (Repeat) WPIX
4/22/15
04:30 PM
"Back Off Mary Poppins"  Alan learns that Charlie belongs to an exclusive men's group, and he begs his brother to let him join.  (Repeat) FX
4/22/15
05:00 PM
"Enjoy Those Garlic Balls"  Judith is dating Jake's pediatrician, and Alan is upset until Charlie points out that if she remarries, his alimony payments will end.  (Repeat) FX
4/22/15
06:00 PM
"Don't Worry, Speed Racer"  When Jake tells Charlie and Alan that he often overhears Judith and Herb making out, it triggers a repressed memory for Charlie.  (Repeat) WSBK
4/22/15
06:30 PM
"That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami"  Charlie has second thoughts after setting Alan up with their new neighbor.  (Repeat) WSBK
Two and a Half Men

Premise
Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.

Current cast
Ashton Kutcher as Walden Schmidt
Jon Cryer as Alan Harper
Conchata Ferrell as Berta
Edan Alexander as Louis

Program data from Tribune Media Services, Inc.