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Two and a Half Men

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire. 

Cast:
Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, Conchata Ferrell, Edan Alexander, Amber Tamblyn, Angus t. Jones, Holland Taylor, Marin Hinkle, Charlie Sheen, Melanie Lynskey, April Bowlby

Crew:
Chuck Lorre (Executive Producer), Don Reo (Executive Producer), Jim Patterson (Executive Producer), Chuck Lorre (Writer), Lee Aronsohn (Writer), Don Reo (Writer), Jim Patterson (Writer), James Widdoes (Director), Tim Kelleher (Writer), Jim Vallely (Writer), Matt Ross (Writer), Max Searle (Writer), Steve Tompkins (Writer), Warren Bell (Writer), Jeff Lowell (Writer), Nathan Chetty (Writer), Saladin k. Patterson (Writer), Steve Thompkins (Writer), Maria Pearce (Writer), Jon Cryer (Director), Susan Mcmartin (Writer), Leslie Schapira (Writer), Jim Valley (Writer), Jon Cryer (Writer), Alissa Neubauer (Writer), Matt Searle (Writer), Lee Aronsohn (Executive Producer), Eric Tannenbaum (Executive Producer), Kim Tannenbaum (Executive Producer), Mark Burg (Executive Producer), Oren Koules (Executive Producer), Eddie Gorodetsky (Writer), Gemma Baker (Writer), Nick Bakay (Writer), Susan Beavers (Writer), Ashton Kutcher (Writer), David Richardson (Writer), Andrew Aronsohn (Writer), Don Foster (Writer), Mark Roberts (Writer), Lee Aronsohn (Director), Sid Youngers (Writer), Mark Roberts (Director), Jeff Melman (Director), Jean Sagal (Director), Carol Mendelsohn (Writer), Naren Shankar (Writer), Sarah Goldfinger (Writer), Evan Dunsky (Writer), Joel Zwick (Director), Ted Wass (Director), Jerry Zaks (Director), Gary Halvorson (Director), Andrew Weyman (Director), Bill Prady (Writer), Rob Schiller (Director), Asaad Kelada (Director), Gary Halverson (Director), J.d. Lobue (Director), Pamela Fryman (Director), Jeff Abugov (Director), Jeff Abugov (Writer), Gail Mancuso (Director), Bob Berlinger (Director), Brad Berlinger (Director), Andy Ackerman (Director), Chuck Lorre (Director), Jay Sandrich (Director), James Burrows (Director)

3/5/15
07:30 PM
"An Old Flame With a New Wick"  Charlie is stunned to learn his ex-girlfriend is now a man.  (Repeat) WPIX
3/6/15
12:00 PM
"Crude and Uncalled For"  A bar fight lands Alan in jail; Charlie worries that Chelsea is interested in the lawyer who takes Alan's case.  (Repeat) FX
3/6/15
12:30 PM
"Aye, Aye, Captain"  Charlie's relationship with Chelsea is threatened by his jealousy.  (Repeat) FX
3/6/15
04:30 PM
"I Found Your Mustache"  Charlie and Chelsea have a post-breakup one-night stand.  (Repeat) FX
3/6/15
05:00 PM
"Ixnay on the Oggie Day"  Charlie has a return engagement with Gail, Chelsea's best friend; Alan has a surprising effect on a female patient.  (Repeat) FX
3/6/15
06:00 PM
"I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You"  Judith's sister, Liz, hits on Alan at Jake's birthday party; Evelyn prefers alcohol to cake.  (Repeat) WSBK
3/6/15
06:30 PM
"Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark"  After trying a father/son talk, Alan and Judith decide to take a moody Jake to a therapist.  (Repeat) WSBK
3/6/15
07:00 PM
"I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You"  Judith's sister, Liz, hits on Alan at Jake's birthday party; Evelyn prefers alcohol to cake.  (Repeat) WPIX
3/6/15
07:30 PM
"Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark"  After trying a father/son talk, Alan and Judith decide to take a moody Jake to a therapist.  (Repeat) WPIX
3/7/15
09:00 AM
"Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave"  Jake's new friend, Eldridge, is a bad influence; Alan likes Eldrigdge's attractive mother.  (Repeat) FX
Two and a Half Men

Premise
Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.

Current cast
Ashton Kutcher as Walden Schmidt
Jon Cryer as Alan Harper
Conchata Ferrell as Berta
Edan Alexander as Louis

Program data from Tribune Media Services, Inc.