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Two and a Half Men

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire. 

Cast:
Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, Conchata Ferrell, Amber Tamblyn, Angus t. Jones, Holland Taylor, Marin Hinkle, Charlie Sheen, Melanie Lynskey, April Bowlby

Crew:
Chuck Lorre (Executive Producer), Don Reo (Executive Producer), Jim Patterson (Executive Producer), Jim Patterson (Writer), Matt Ross (Writer), Max Searle (Writer), Don Reo (Writer), Steve Tompkins (Writer), Susan Mcmartin (Writer), James Widdoes (Director), Saladin k. Patterson (Writer), Tim Kelleher (Writer), Jim Vallely (Writer), Jeff Lowell (Writer), Leslie Schapira (Writer), Maria Pearce (Writer), Chuck Lorre (Writer), Nathan Chetty (Writer), Jim Valley (Writer), Jon Cryer (Writer), Alissa Neubauer (Writer), Matt Searle (Writer), Lee Aronsohn (Executive Producer), Eric Tannenbaum (Executive Producer), Kim Tannenbaum (Executive Producer), Mark Burg (Executive Producer), Oren Koules (Executive Producer), Eddie Gorodetsky (Writer), Gemma Baker (Writer), Nick Bakay (Writer), Lee Aronsohn (Writer), Susan Beavers (Writer), Ashton Kutcher (Writer), David Richardson (Writer), Andrew Aronsohn (Writer), Don Foster (Writer), Mark Roberts (Writer), Lee Aronsohn (Director), Sid Youngers (Writer), Mark Roberts (Director), Jon Cryer (Director), Jeff Melman (Director), Jean Sagal (Director), Carol Mendelsohn (Writer), Naren Shankar (Writer), Sarah Goldfinger (Writer), Evan Dunsky (Writer), Joel Zwick (Director), Ted Wass (Director), Jerry Zaks (Director), Gary Halvorson (Director), Andrew Weyman (Director), Bill Prady (Writer), Rob Schiller (Director), Asaad Kelada (Director), Gary Halverson (Director), J.d. Lobue (Director), Pamela Fryman (Director), Jeff Abugov (Director), Jeff Abugov (Writer), Gail Mancuso (Director), Bob Berlinger (Director), Brad Berlinger (Director), Andy Ackerman (Director), Chuck Lorre (Director), Jay Sandrich (Director), James Burrows (Director)

7/10/14
06:00 PM
"Baseball Was Better With Steroids"  When Charlie finds out that Mia is back in town, he begins to question his relationship with Chelsea; Judith is rushed to the hospital.  (Repeat) FX
7/10/14
06:00 PM
"Sarah Like Puny Alan"  Charlie sets his ailing brother up on a date, then drags him to a steam room to help him get rid of his flu symptoms.  (Repeat) WSBK
7/10/14
06:30 PM
"818-jklpuzo"  Charlie must decide between his fiancee, Chelsea, and his former girlfriend, Mia.  (Repeat) FX
7/10/14
06:30 PM
"The Ocu or the Pado?"  When Charlie swears his love to Chelsea (Jennifer Taylor), her response is nothing like what he'd expected.  (Repeat) WSBK
7/10/14
07:00 PM
"Whipped Unto the Third Generation"  Charlie's house is taken over by women when Chelsea convinces him to let Alan's girlfriend move in.  (Repeat) FX
7/10/14
07:00 PM
"Sarah Like Puny Alan"  Charlie sets his ailing brother up on a date, then drags him to a steam room to help him get rid of his flu symptoms.  (Repeat) WPIX
7/10/14
07:30 PM
"Mmm, Fish. Yum"  Alan cares for Judith's baby and her tipsy mother; Jake uses an incriminating picture to blackmail Charlie.  (Repeat) FX
7/10/14
07:30 PM
"The Ocu or the Pado?"  When Charlie swears his love to Chelsea (Jennifer Taylor), her response is nothing like what he'd expected.  (Repeat) WPIX
7/11/14
04:30 PM
"Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator"  Alan takes a job working for Evelyn; Charlie must mend Chelsea and Jake's rocky relationship.  (Repeat) FX
7/11/14
05:00 PM
"For the Sake of the Child"  After they embarrass him in public, Jake refuses to stay with Charlie and Alan.  (Repeat) FX
Two and a Half Men

Premise
Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. After Walden's girlfriend rejects his marriage proposal, he is thrown back into the world of dating. Life continues to reveal more surprises when Charlie's daughter -- who shares many of her father's characteristics -- shows up at the house. Also featured in the series is Berta, a sharp-tongued housekeeper.

Current cast
Ashton Kutcher as Walden Schmidt
Jon Cryer as Alan Harper
Conchata Ferrell as Berta
Amber Tamblyn as Jenny

Program data from Tribune Media Services, Inc.