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Two and a Half Men

"The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack"

Walden tries to loosen Zooey up by sharing some of Berta's special brownies.  (Repeat)

Tue 7/14 3:30 PM  FX
Duration: 30 minutes
Rated: TV-14
Sitcom, Comedy

Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, Angus t. Jones, Conchata Ferrell, Graham Martin (Guest Star), Sophie Winkleman (Guest Star), Matthew Marsden (Guest Star), Talyan Wright (Guest Star), Sonia Jackson (Guest Star), Hira Ambrosino (Guest Star)

Chuck Lorre (Executive Producer), Lee Aronsohn (Executive Producer), Eric Tannenbaum (Executive Producer), Kim Tannenbaum (Executive Producer), Mark Burg (Executive Producer), Oren Koules (Executive Producer), Chuck Lorre (Writer), Lee Aronsohn (Writer), Eddie Gorodetsky (Writer), Jim Patterson (Writer), Don Reo (Writer), James Widdoes (Director)

08:30 AM
"Ow, Ow, Don't Stop"  Charlie goes on a spending spree for old fling Courtney when she shows up after being in prison for three years.  (Repeat) FX
09:00 AM
"Dead From the Waist Down"  Ashamed that he can't afford to buy a birthday present for Lyndsey, Alan gets creative.  (Repeat) FX
09:30 AM
"Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead"  Depressed after his breakup from Courtney, Charlie goes to see his psychiatrist.  (Repeat) FX
10:00 AM
"Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup"  Alan feels paranoid when Lyndsey becomes friendly with Charlie.  (Repeat) FX
06:00 PM
"Untainted by Filth"  Charlie and Alan wake up together in bed with a strange woman.  (Repeat) WSBK
06:30 PM
"Baseball Was Better With Steroids"  When Charlie finds out that Mia is back in town, he begins to question his relationship with Chelsea; Judith is rushed to the hospital.  (Repeat) WPIX
06:30 PM
"Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle"  Chelsea tries to help her beautiful college roommate get over a bad breakup.  (Repeat) WSBK
09:00 PM
"For the Sake of the Child"  After they embarrass him in public, Jake refuses to stay with Charlie and Alan.  (Repeat) WPIX
09:30 PM
"Give Me Your Thumb"  Alan suggests that Chelsea get breast-reduction surgery, and Charlie kicks him out.  (Repeat) WPIX
04:01 AM
"Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead"  Depressed after his breakup from Courtney, Charlie goes to see his psychiatrist.  (Repeat) FX
Two and a Half Men

Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.

Current cast
Ashton Kutcher as Walden Schmidt
Jon Cryer as Alan Harper
Conchata Ferrell as Berta
Edan Alexander as Louis
Amber Tamblyn as Jenny
Angus t. Jones as Jake
Holland Taylor as Evelyn
Marin Hinkle as Judith
Charlie Sheen as Charlie Harper

Program data from Tribune Media Services, Inc.