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Two and a Half Men

"A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer"

When Lindsey asks Alan to move in with her, Charlie will do anything to get him to agree to it.  (Repeat)

Mon 3/9 5:30 PM  FX
Duration: 30 minutes
Rated: TV-14
Sitcom, Comedy

Cast:
Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus t. Jones, Marin Hinkle, Conchata Ferrell, Kelly Stables (Guest Star), Courtney Thorne-smith (Guest Star), Graham Martin (Guest Star), Jim Grollman (Guest Star), Rodney Hobbs (Guest Star), Jesse Mackey (Guest Star)

Crew:
Chuck Lorre (Executive Producer), Lee Aronsohn (Executive Producer), Eric Tannenbaum (Executive Producer), Kim Tannenbaum (Executive Producer), Mark Burg (Executive Producer), Oren Koules (Executive Producer), Chuck Lorre (Writer), Lee Aronsohn (Writer), Susan Beavers (Writer), Don Foster (Writer), Eddie Gorodetsky (Writer), Jim Patterson (Writer), James Widdoes (Director)

3/5/15
07:00 PM
"Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats"  Alan offends Charlie by choosing harebrained cousins as Jake's guardians in the event of his death.  (Repeat) WPIX
3/5/15
07:30 PM
"An Old Flame With a New Wick"  Charlie is stunned to learn his ex-girlfriend is now a man.  (Repeat) WPIX
3/6/15
12:00 PM
"Crude and Uncalled For"  A bar fight lands Alan in jail; Charlie worries that Chelsea is interested in the lawyer who takes Alan's case.  (Repeat) FX
3/6/15
12:30 PM
"Aye, Aye, Captain"  Charlie's relationship with Chelsea is threatened by his jealousy.  (Repeat) FX
3/6/15
04:30 PM
"I Found Your Mustache"  Charlie and Chelsea have a post-breakup one-night stand.  (Repeat) FX
3/6/15
05:00 PM
"Ixnay on the Oggie Day"  Charlie has a return engagement with Gail, Chelsea's best friend; Alan has a surprising effect on a female patient.  (Repeat) FX
3/6/15
06:00 PM
"I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You"  Judith's sister, Liz, hits on Alan at Jake's birthday party; Evelyn prefers alcohol to cake.  (Repeat) WSBK
3/6/15
06:30 PM
"Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark"  After trying a father/son talk, Alan and Judith decide to take a moody Jake to a therapist.  (Repeat) WSBK
3/6/15
07:00 PM
"I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You"  Judith's sister, Liz, hits on Alan at Jake's birthday party; Evelyn prefers alcohol to cake.  (Repeat) WPIX
3/6/15
07:30 PM
"Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark"  After trying a father/son talk, Alan and Judith decide to take a moody Jake to a therapist.  (Repeat) WPIX
Two and a Half Men

Premise
Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.

Current cast
Ashton Kutcher as Walden Schmidt
Jon Cryer as Alan Harper
Conchata Ferrell as Berta
Edan Alexander as Louis

Program data from Tribune Media Services, Inc.