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Two and a Half Men

"The Unfortunate Little Schnauser"

Charlie boycotts an advertising awards banquet, having lost several years in a row to his nemesis, Archie.  (Repeat)

Tue 9/1 3:00 PM  FX
Duration: 30 minutes
Rated: TV-14
Sitcom, Comedy

Cast:
Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus t. Jones, Marin Hinkle, Holland Taylor, Melanie Lynskey, J.d. Walsh (Guest Star), Jon Lovitz (Guest Star), Loren Lester (Guest Star)

Crew:
Chuck Lorre (Executive Producer), Lee Aronsohn (Executive Producer), Eric Tannenbaum (Executive Producer), Kim Tannenbaum (Executive Producer), Mark Burg (Executive Producer), Oren Koules (Executive Producer), Gary Halvorson (Director), Chuck Lorre (Writer), Lee Aronsohn (Writer)

8/29/15
06:00 PM
"Pilot"  Charlie's life turns upside down when his brother and nephew move in; at the supermarket, Charlie discovers he can use 10-year-old Jake to attract women.  (Repeat) WSBK
8/29/15
06:30 PM
"Big Flappy Bastards"  Charlie doesn't know how to discipline Jake for luring a flock of sea gulls into his room; Judith surprises Alan when he goes home to fix her sprinklers.  (Repeat) WSBK
8/29/15
09:00 PM
"That Darn Priest"  Rose discovers Alan's Ponzi scheme; Alan meets Rose's "husband"; Charlie tries to get time alone with Rose.  (Repeat) WPIX
8/29/15
09:30 PM
"Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt"  After saying goodbye to the late Charlie Harper, Alan meets Walden Schmidt, a broken-hearted billionaire.  (Repeat) WPIX
8/31/15
12:00 AM
"That Darn Priest"  Rose discovers Alan's Ponzi scheme; Alan meets Rose's "husband"; Charlie tries to get time alone with Rose.  (Repeat) WSBK
8/31/15
12:30 AM
"Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt"  After saying goodbye to the late Charlie Harper, Alan meets Walden Schmidt, a broken-hearted billionaire.  (Repeat) WSBK
8/31/15
04:00 PM
"My Tongue Is Meat"  When Charlie finds he can no longer handle the healthy lifestyle that Mia has imposed on him, he sneaks cigars, beer and burgers into the garage.  (Repeat) FX
8/31/15
04:30 PM
"Ergo, the Booty Call"  Alan tries to avoid bringing his sexy 22-year-old girlfriend to Jake's birthday party.  (Repeat) FX
8/31/15
06:00 PM
"Media Room Slash Dungeon"  Charlie behaves strangely after an evening with his mother; Alan's date reacts oddly after making love.  (Repeat) WSBK
8/31/15
06:30 PM
"Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo"  Charlie lets Alan set him up with a woman his own age.  (Repeat) WSBK
Two and a Half Men

Premise
Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.

Current cast
Ashton Kutcher as Walden Schmidt
Jon Cryer as Alan Harper
Conchata Ferrell as Berta
Edan Alexander as Louis
Amber Tamblyn as Jenny
Angus t. Jones as Jake
Holland Taylor as Evelyn
Marin Hinkle as Judith
Charlie Sheen as Charlie Harper

Program data from Tribune Media Services, Inc.