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Two and a Half Men

"I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey"

When Charlie and Alan take their personal frustrations out on each other, Rose tries to help the brothers sort out their feelings.  (Repeat)

Fri 5/1 4:30 PM  FX
Duration: 30 minutes
Rated: TV-14
Sitcom, Comedy

Cast:
Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus t. Jones, Marin Hinkle, Holland Taylor, Melanie Lynskey, Conchata Ferrell (Guest Star), Daniel Sheldon (Guest Star), Dylan Minnette (Guest Star)

Crew:
Chuck Lorre (Executive Producer), Lee Aronsohn (Executive Producer), Eric Tannenbaum (Executive Producer), Kim Tannenbaum (Executive Producer), Mark Burg (Executive Producer), Oren Koules (Executive Producer), Asaad Kelada (Director), Jeff Abugov (Director), Susan Beavers (Writer)

4/25/15
10:30 AM
"A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana"  Charlie and Alan hire Berta's sister to cater a party their mother has conned them into throwing for her.  (Repeat) FX
4/25/15
11:00 AM
"Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers"  Alan gets a taste of what Charlie's sex life is like when he meets a woman at the grocery store who fulfills his every fantasy.  (Repeat) FX
4/25/15
11:30 AM
"Yes, Monsignor"  Charlie bumps into an old flame he once thought would be Mrs. Right and is pleased to learn her marriage did not work out.  (Repeat) FX
4/25/15
12:00 PM
"The Salmon Under My Sweater"  Charlie is tasked with writing a theme song to one of Jake's favorite comics; things heat up between Alan and Rose.  (Repeat) FX
4/25/15
03:30 PM
"Best H.O. Money Can Buy"  Alan tries to escape Judith's clutches as Charlie and Herb go on the prowl.  (Repeat) WPIX
4/25/15
06:00 PM
"Best H.O. Money Can Buy"  Alan tries to escape Judith's clutches as Charlie and Herb go on the prowl.  (Repeat) WSBK
4/25/15
06:30 PM
"Pinocchio's Mouth"  Charlie has trouble adjusting when his new girlfriend asks him to spend the night at her place.  (Repeat) WSBK
4/25/15
09:00 PM
"A Jock Strap in Hell"  The guys run into Jake's former teacher who became a stripper after a fling with Charlie; Charlie gives her a room and a job to try and help her out, but things get out of control.  (Repeat) WPIX
4/25/15
09:30 PM
"It's Always Nazi Week"  A bachelor's life is turned upside down when his brother and nephew move in. With Holland Taylor. Episode information to be announced.  (Repeat) WPIX
4/26/15
11:00 PM
"A Jock Strap in Hell"  The guys run into Jake's former teacher who became a stripper after a fling with Charlie; Charlie gives her a room and a job to try and help her out, but things get out of control.  (Repeat) WSBK
Two and a Half Men

Premise
Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.

Current cast
Ashton Kutcher as Walden Schmidt
Jon Cryer as Alan Harper
Conchata Ferrell as Berta
Edan Alexander as Louis

Program data from Tribune Media Services, Inc.