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Two and a Half Men

"If My Hole Could Talk"

Charlie discovers he is attracted to an older woman who writes self-help books; Jake and Alan fight over a school assignment.  (Repeat)

Sat 4/11 6:00 PM  WSBK
Duration: 30 minutes
Rated: TV-14
Sitcom, Comedy

Cast:
Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus t. Jones, Susan Blakely (Guest Star), Coby Mclaughlin (Guest Star), Jack Plotnick (Guest Star)

Crew:
Chuck Lorre (Executive Producer), Lee Aronsohn (Executive Producer), Eric Tannenbaum (Executive Producer), Kim Tannenbaum (Executive Producer), Mark Burg (Executive Producer), Oren Koules (Executive Producer), Chuck Lorre (Writer), Lee Aronsohn (Writer), Mark Roberts (Writer), Eddie Gorodetsky (Writer), Jim Patterson (Writer), Jon Cryer (Director)

4/1/15
05:00 PM
"Avoid the Chinese Mustard"  When Walden gets tired of the complications that come with a traditional relationship, he hires an actress to be his girlfriend; Jake plans a rendezvous with Missi at the beach house.  (Repeat) FX
4/1/15
05:30 PM
"Something My Gynecologist Said"  Alan feels reluctant to make a commitment to Lyndsey, but an unexpected source inspires him; Walden enjoys being the boy-toy of a wealthy older woman.  (Repeat) FX
4/1/15
06:00 PM
"Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop"  Rose's father confronts Charlie about his intentions toward Rose.  (Repeat) WSBK
4/1/15
06:30 PM
"That Voodoo That I Do Do"  Charlie cons Jake into taking ballet lessons in order to get close to the teacher.  (Repeat) WSBK
4/1/15
07:00 PM
"Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop"  Rose's father confronts Charlie about his intentions toward Rose.  (Repeat) WPIX
4/1/15
07:30 PM
"That Voodoo That I Do Do"  Charlie cons Jake into taking ballet lessons in order to get close to the teacher.  (Repeat) WPIX
4/2/15
04:00 PM
"I Scream When I Pee"  Alan's famous ex-wife, Kandi, wants to reconcile; when Berta isn't interested in celebrating her birthday, Walden tries to make her day special.  (Repeat) FX
4/2/15
04:30 PM
"One Nut Johnson"  Alan helps Walden create a new identity so he can avoid women who are only interested in his money.  (Repeat) FX
4/2/15
06:00 PM
"Madame and Her Special Friend"  A wealthy, elderly woman sets her sights on Alan.  (Repeat) WSBK
4/2/15
06:30 PM
"Something Salted and Twisted"  Alan organizes a family dinner to celebrate a newspaper article that calls him a "good doctor, good neighbor and a good guy," but it does not impress his mother.  (Repeat) WSBK
Two and a Half Men

Premise
Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.

Current cast
Ashton Kutcher as Walden Schmidt
Jon Cryer as Alan Harper
Conchata Ferrell as Berta
Edan Alexander as Louis

Program data from Tribune Media Services, Inc.