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Two and a Half Men

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire. 

Cast:
Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, Conchata Ferrell, Edan Alexander, Amber Tamblyn, Angus t. Jones, Holland Taylor, Marin Hinkle, Charlie Sheen, Melanie Lynskey, April Bowlby

Crew:
Chuck Lorre (Executive Producer), Don Reo (Executive Producer), Jim Patterson (Executive Producer), Chuck Lorre (Writer), Lee Aronsohn (Writer), Don Reo (Writer), Jim Patterson (Writer), James Widdoes (Director), Tim Kelleher (Writer), Jim Vallely (Writer), Matt Ross (Writer), Max Searle (Writer), Steve Tompkins (Writer), Warren Bell (Writer), Jeff Lowell (Writer), Nathan Chetty (Writer), Saladin k. Patterson (Writer), Steve Thompkins (Writer), Maria Pearce (Writer), Jon Cryer (Director), Susan Mcmartin (Writer), Leslie Schapira (Writer), Jim Valley (Writer), Jon Cryer (Writer), Alissa Neubauer (Writer), Matt Searle (Writer), Lee Aronsohn (Executive Producer), Eric Tannenbaum (Executive Producer), Kim Tannenbaum (Executive Producer), Mark Burg (Executive Producer), Oren Koules (Executive Producer), Eddie Gorodetsky (Writer), Gemma Baker (Writer), Nick Bakay (Writer), Susan Beavers (Writer), Ashton Kutcher (Writer), David Richardson (Writer), Andrew Aronsohn (Writer), Don Foster (Writer), Mark Roberts (Writer), Lee Aronsohn (Director), Sid Youngers (Writer), Mark Roberts (Director), Jeff Melman (Director), Jean Sagal (Director), Carol Mendelsohn (Writer), Naren Shankar (Writer), Sarah Goldfinger (Writer), Evan Dunsky (Writer), Joel Zwick (Director), Ted Wass (Director), Jerry Zaks (Director), Gary Halvorson (Director), Andrew Weyman (Director), Bill Prady (Writer), Rob Schiller (Director), Asaad Kelada (Director), Gary Halverson (Director), J.d. Lobue (Director), Pamela Fryman (Director), Jeff Abugov (Director), Jeff Abugov (Writer), Gail Mancuso (Director), Bob Berlinger (Director), Brad Berlinger (Director), Andy Ackerman (Director), Chuck Lorre (Director), Jay Sandrich (Director), James Burrows (Director)

7/3/15
05:00 PM
"Springtime on a Stick"  Charlie and Alan try to set Evelyn up with the pharmacist, Russell.  (Repeat) FX
7/3/15
05:30 PM
"A Good Time in Central Africa"  Charlie falls for the woman who replaces Berta on her days off; Alan thinks Lyndsey's ex-husband is stalking him.  (Repeat) FX
7/3/15
06:00 PM
"Sarah Like Puny Alan"  Charlie sets his ailing brother up on a date, then drags him to a steam room to help him get rid of his flu symptoms.  (Repeat) WSBK
7/3/15
06:30 PM
"I Can't Afford Hyenas"  Charlie realizes he's broke when his credit card is declined at the grocery store. Richard Lewis guest stars.  (Repeat) WSBK
7/3/15
07:00 PM
"Sarah Like Puny Alan"  Charlie sets his ailing brother up on a date, then drags him to a steam room to help him get rid of his flu symptoms.  (Repeat) WPIX
7/3/15
07:30 PM
"I Can't Afford Hyenas"  Charlie realizes he's broke when his credit card is declined at the grocery store. Richard Lewis guest stars.  (Repeat) WPIX
7/4/15
08:30 AM
"Ow, Ow, Don't Stop"  Charlie goes on a spending spree for old fling Courtney when she shows up after being in prison for three years.  (Repeat) FX
7/4/15
09:00 AM
"Dead From the Waist Down"  Ashamed that he can't afford to buy a birthday present for Lyndsey, Alan gets creative.  (Repeat) FX
7/4/15
09:30 AM
"Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead"  Depressed after his breakup from Courtney, Charlie goes to see his psychiatrist.  (Repeat) FX
7/4/15
10:00 AM
"Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup"  Alan feels paranoid when Lyndsey becomes friendly with Charlie.  (Repeat) FX
Two and a Half Men

Premise
Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.

Current cast
Ashton Kutcher as Walden Schmidt
Jon Cryer as Alan Harper
Conchata Ferrell as Berta
Edan Alexander as Louis
Amber Tamblyn as Jenny
Angus t. Jones as Jake
Holland Taylor as Evelyn
Marin Hinkle as Judith
Charlie Sheen as Charlie Harper

Program data from Tribune Media Services, Inc.