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Two and a Half Men

"This Is Not Gonna End Well"

After Charlie's license is suspended, Jake becomes his driver; Alan plans to go to Chelsea's birthday party.  (Repeat)

Sat 3/7 10:30 AM  FX
Duration: 30 minutes
Rated: TV-14
Sitcom, Comedy

Cast:
Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus t. Jones, Marin Hinkle, Holland Taylor, Conchata Ferrell, Jennifer Taylor (Guest Star), Stacy Keach (Guest Star), John Amos (Guest Star), Joel Mckinnon miller (Guest Star)

Crew:
Chuck Lorre (Executive Producer), Lee Aronsohn (Executive Producer), Eric Tannenbaum (Executive Producer), Kim Tannenbaum (Executive Producer), Mark Burg (Executive Producer), Oren Koules (Executive Producer), Chuck Lorre (Writer), Lee Aronsohn (Writer), Mark Roberts (Writer), Don Foster (Writer), Eddie Gorodetsky (Writer), Susan Beavers (Writer), Jim Patterson (Writer), David Richardson (Writer), Lee Aronsohn (Director)

3/4/15
06:00 PM
"Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick"  Against Alan's judgment, Charlie falls for a seemingly crazy woman named Frankie. Guest star: Jenna Elfman.  (Repeat) WSBK
3/4/15
06:30 PM
"That Was Saliva, Alan"  Frankie tells Charlie and Alan why she and her daughter are on the run; Frankie's daughter has a crush on Jake.  (Repeat) WSBK
3/4/15
07:00 PM
"Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick"  Against Alan's judgment, Charlie falls for a seemingly crazy woman named Frankie. Guest star: Jenna Elfman.  (Repeat) WPIX
3/4/15
07:30 PM
"That Was Saliva, Alan"  Frankie tells Charlie and Alan why she and her daughter are on the run; Frankie's daughter has a crush on Jake.  (Repeat) WPIX
3/5/15
04:00 PM
"Crude and Uncalled For"  A bar fight lands Alan in jail; Charlie worries that Chelsea is interested in the lawyer who takes Alan's case.  (Repeat) FX
3/5/15
04:30 PM
"Aye, Aye, Captain"  Charlie's relationship with Chelsea is threatened by his jealousy.  (Repeat) FX
3/5/15
06:00 PM
"Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats"  Alan offends Charlie by choosing harebrained cousins as Jake's guardians in the event of his death.  (Repeat) WSBK
3/5/15
06:30 PM
"An Old Flame With a New Wick"  Charlie is stunned to learn his ex-girlfriend is now a man.  (Repeat) WSBK
3/5/15
07:00 PM
"Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats"  Alan offends Charlie by choosing harebrained cousins as Jake's guardians in the event of his death.  (Repeat) WPIX
3/5/15
07:30 PM
"An Old Flame With a New Wick"  Charlie is stunned to learn his ex-girlfriend is now a man.  (Repeat) WPIX
Two and a Half Men

Premise
Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.

Current cast
Ashton Kutcher as Walden Schmidt
Jon Cryer as Alan Harper
Conchata Ferrell as Berta
Edan Alexander as Louis

Program data from Tribune Media Services, Inc.