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Two and a Half Men

"I Merely Slept With a Commie"

Evelyn makes Charlie and Alan regret saying that she will not have any mourners at her funeral.  (Repeat)

Sat 9/12 11:00 AM  FX
Duration: 30 minutes
Rated: TV-14
Sitcom, Comedy

Cast:
Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus t. Jones, Holland Taylor, Conchata Ferrell, Wayne Wilderson (Guest Star), Tony Tripoli (Guest Star), Austin Lee (Guest Star), Lee Garlington (Guest Star), Michael Merton (Guest Star)

Crew:
Chuck Lorre (Executive Producer), Lee Aronsohn (Executive Producer), Eric Tannenbaum (Executive Producer), Kim Tannenbaum (Executive Producer), Mark Burg (Executive Producer), Oren Koules (Executive Producer), Gary Halvorson (Director), Chuck Lorre (Writer), Lee Aronsohn (Writer), Don Foster (Writer), Susan Beavers (Writer), Jim Patterson (Writer)

9/5/15
09:30 AM
"Working for Caligula"  Charlie returns to his bachelor lifestyle; Alan breaks down following his second divorce.  (Repeat) FX
9/5/15
10:00 AM
"Who's Vod Kanockers?"  Charlie tells Alan the truth about his breakup with Mia; a famous neighbor causes trouble.  (Repeat) FX
9/5/15
10:30 AM
"The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress"  Charlie is convinced he saw his late father while having a near-death experience.  (Repeat) FX
9/5/15
11:00 AM
"A Pot-Smoking Monkey"  After their split, Alan wants to gain custody of his and Kandi's dog.  (Repeat) FX
9/5/15
04:00 PM
"Ow, Ow, Don't Stop"  Charlie goes on a spending spree for old fling Courtney when she shows up after being in prison for three years.  (Repeat) WPIX
9/5/15
04:30 PM
"Dead From the Waist Down"  Ashamed that he can't afford to buy a birthday present for Lyndsey, Alan gets creative.  (Repeat) WPIX
9/5/15
06:00 PM
"The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump"  Charlie and Alan meet several women while attending one of Jake's soccer games.  (Repeat) WSBK
9/5/15
06:30 PM
"Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?"  After Evelyn's new beau dumps her, Charlie and Alan enlist Jake to cheer her up; Charlie teaches Jake a lesson about screening telephone calls from women.  (Repeat) WSBK
9/6/15
02:02 AM
"Working for Caligula"  Charlie returns to his bachelor lifestyle; Alan breaks down following his second divorce.  (Repeat) FX
9/6/15
02:32 AM
"Who's Vod Kanockers?"  Charlie tells Alan the truth about his breakup with Mia; a famous neighbor causes trouble.  (Repeat) FX
Two and a Half Men

Premise
Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.

Current cast
Ashton Kutcher as Walden Schmidt
Jon Cryer as Alan Harper
Conchata Ferrell as Berta
Edan Alexander as Louis
Amber Tamblyn as Jenny
Angus t. Jones as Jake
Holland Taylor as Evelyn
Marin Hinkle as Judith
Charlie Sheen as Charlie Harper

Program data from Tribune Media Services, Inc.