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Two and a Half Men

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire. 

Cast:
Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, Conchata Ferrell, Edan Alexander, Amber Tamblyn, Angus t. Jones, Holland Taylor, Marin Hinkle, Charlie Sheen, Melanie Lynskey, April Bowlby

Crew:
Chuck Lorre (Executive Producer), Don Reo (Executive Producer), Jim Patterson (Executive Producer), Chuck Lorre (Writer), Lee Aronsohn (Writer), Don Reo (Writer), Jim Patterson (Writer), James Widdoes (Director), Tim Kelleher (Writer), Jim Vallely (Writer), Matt Ross (Writer), Max Searle (Writer), Steve Tompkins (Writer), Warren Bell (Writer), Jeff Lowell (Writer), Nathan Chetty (Writer), Saladin k. Patterson (Writer), Steve Thompkins (Writer), Maria Pearce (Writer), Jon Cryer (Director), Susan Mcmartin (Writer), Leslie Schapira (Writer), Jim Valley (Writer), Jon Cryer (Writer), Alissa Neubauer (Writer), Matt Searle (Writer), Lee Aronsohn (Executive Producer), Eric Tannenbaum (Executive Producer), Kim Tannenbaum (Executive Producer), Mark Burg (Executive Producer), Oren Koules (Executive Producer), Eddie Gorodetsky (Writer), Gemma Baker (Writer), Nick Bakay (Writer), Susan Beavers (Writer), Ashton Kutcher (Writer), David Richardson (Writer), Andrew Aronsohn (Writer), Don Foster (Writer), Mark Roberts (Writer), Lee Aronsohn (Director), Sid Youngers (Writer), Mark Roberts (Director), Jeff Melman (Director), Jean Sagal (Director), Carol Mendelsohn (Writer), Naren Shankar (Writer), Sarah Goldfinger (Writer), Evan Dunsky (Writer), Joel Zwick (Director), Ted Wass (Director), Jerry Zaks (Director), Gary Halvorson (Director), Andrew Weyman (Director), Bill Prady (Writer), Rob Schiller (Director), Asaad Kelada (Director), Gary Halverson (Director), J.d. Lobue (Director), Pamela Fryman (Director), Jeff Abugov (Director), Jeff Abugov (Writer), Gail Mancuso (Director), Bob Berlinger (Director), Brad Berlinger (Director), Andy Ackerman (Director), Chuck Lorre (Director), Jay Sandrich (Director), James Burrows (Director)

4/25/15
12:30 AM
"I Merely Slept With a Commie"  Evelyn makes Charlie and Alan regret saying that she will not have any mourners at her funeral.  (Repeat) WPIX
4/25/15
03:30 AM
"It Never Rains in Hooterville"  After realizing that Jake's childhood is almost over, Alan makes a last-minute try at father-son bonding; Kandi embarks on a new career.  (Repeat) WPIX
4/25/15
10:30 AM
"A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana"  Charlie and Alan hire Berta's sister to cater a party their mother has conned them into throwing for her.  (Repeat) FX
4/25/15
11:00 AM
"Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers"  Alan gets a taste of what Charlie's sex life is like when he meets a woman at the grocery store who fulfills his every fantasy.  (Repeat) FX
4/25/15
11:30 AM
"Yes, Monsignor"  Charlie bumps into an old flame he once thought would be Mrs. Right and is pleased to learn her marriage did not work out.  (Repeat) FX
4/25/15
12:00 PM
"The Salmon Under My Sweater"  Charlie is tasked with writing a theme song to one of Jake's favorite comics; things heat up between Alan and Rose.  (Repeat) FX
4/25/15
03:30 PM
"Best H.O. Money Can Buy"  Alan tries to escape Judith's clutches as Charlie and Herb go on the prowl.  (Repeat) WPIX
4/25/15
06:00 PM
"Best H.O. Money Can Buy"  Alan tries to escape Judith's clutches as Charlie and Herb go on the prowl.  (Repeat) WSBK
4/25/15
06:30 PM
"Pinocchio's Mouth"  Charlie has trouble adjusting when his new girlfriend asks him to spend the night at her place.  (Repeat) WSBK
4/25/15
09:00 PM
"A Jock Strap in Hell"  The guys run into Jake's former teacher who became a stripper after a fling with Charlie; Charlie gives her a room and a job to try and help her out, but things get out of control.  (Repeat) WPIX
Two and a Half Men

Premise
Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.

Current cast
Ashton Kutcher as Walden Schmidt
Jon Cryer as Alan Harper
Conchata Ferrell as Berta
Edan Alexander as Louis

Program data from Tribune Media Services, Inc.