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Two and a Half Men

"Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats"

Alan offends Charlie by choosing harebrained cousins as Jake's guardians in the event of his death.  (Repeat)

Sat 8/8 8:30 AM  FX
Duration: 30 minutes
Rated: TV-PG
Sitcom, Comedy

Cast:
Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus t. Jones, Marin Hinkle, Holland Taylor, Melanie Lynskey, Kris Iyer (Guest Star), Vernee Watson johnson (Guest Star), Elise Robertson (Guest Star), Ski Carr (Guest Star)

Crew:
Chuck Lorre (Executive Producer), Lee Aronsohn (Executive Producer), Eric Tannenbaum (Executive Producer), Kim Tannenbaum (Executive Producer), Mark Burg (Executive Producer), Oren Koules (Executive Producer), Andrew Weyman (Director), Eddie Gorodetsky (Writer), Mark Roberts (Writer)

8/5/15
11:30 AM
"Phase One, Complete"  Jake and Evelyn befriend one of Charlie's one-night stands, causing her to stay longer than expected.  (Repeat) FX
8/5/15
12:00 PM
"Merry Thanksgiving"  In an attempt to prove that he is a family man, Charlie invites Lisa over for Thanksgiving dinner.  (Repeat) FX
8/5/15
03:00 PM
"Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor"  Alan reluctantly agrees to a makeover after running into his ex-wife and her new beau; when the brothers go shopping, they clash over what to buy.  (Repeat) FX
8/5/15
03:30 PM
"Camel Filters and Pheremones"  The housekeeper's beautiful granddaughter comes to work with her and attracts the attention of the men; Alan tries to convince Judith that Charlie's house is good for Jake.  (Repeat) FX
8/5/15
06:00 PM
"Humiliation Is a Visual Medium"  Charlie must deal with the challenges of a committed relationship that is not based on sex.  (Repeat) WSBK
8/5/15
06:30 PM
Two and a Half Men The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.  (Repeat) WSBK
8/5/15
07:00 PM
"Humiliation Is a Visual Medium"  Charlie must deal with the challenges of a committed relationship that is not based on sex.  (Repeat) WPIX
8/5/15
07:30 PM
"Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded"  Charlie plans a romantic date with Mia in hopes of consummating their relationship; Alan starts dating Charlie's most recent ex-girlfriend.  (Repeat) WPIX
8/6/15
11:30 AM
"Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor"  Alan reluctantly agrees to a makeover after running into his ex-wife and her new beau; when the brothers go shopping, they clash over what to buy.  (Repeat) FX
8/6/15
12:00 PM
"Camel Filters and Pheremones"  The housekeeper's beautiful granddaughter comes to work with her and attracts the attention of the men; Alan tries to convince Judith that Charlie's house is good for Jake.  (Repeat) FX
Two and a Half Men

Premise
Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.

Current cast
Ashton Kutcher as Walden Schmidt
Jon Cryer as Alan Harper
Conchata Ferrell as Berta
Edan Alexander as Louis
Amber Tamblyn as Jenny
Angus t. Jones as Jake
Holland Taylor as Evelyn
Marin Hinkle as Judith
Charlie Sheen as Charlie Harper

Program data from Tribune Media Services, Inc.