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Two and a Half Men

"Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle"

Chelsea tries to help her beautiful college roommate get over a bad breakup.  (Repeat)

Mon 3/2 5:00 PM  FX
Duration: 30 minutes
Rated: TV-14
Sitcom, Comedy

Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus t. Jones, Conchata Ferrell, Jennifer Taylor (Guest Star), Tricia Helfer (Guest Star), Robert Clotworthy (Guest Star)

Chuck Lorre (Executive Producer), Lee Aronsohn (Executive Producer), Eric Tannenbaum (Executive Producer), Kim Tannenbaum (Executive Producer), Mark Burg (Executive Producer), Oren Koules (Executive Producer), Chuck Lorre (Writer), Lee Aronsohn (Writer), Mark Roberts (Writer), Don Foster (Writer), Eddie Gorodetsky (Writer), Susan Beavers (Writer), Jim Patterson (Writer), James Widdoes (Director)

04:03 AM
"Give Me Your Thumb"  Alan suggests that Chelsea get breast-reduction surgery, and Charlie kicks him out.  (Repeat) FX
04:32 AM
"Untainted by Filth"  Charlie and Alan wake up together in bed with a strange woman.  (Repeat) FX
09:00 PM
"It Never Rains in Hooterville"  After realizing that Jake's childhood is almost over, Alan makes a last-minute try at father-son bonding; Kandi embarks on a new career.  (Repeat) WPIX
09:30 PM
"Smooth as a Ken Doll"  Charlie gets close to Herb's witty sister, as Judith and Herb's wedding nears.  (Repeat) WPIX
11:00 PM
"Young People Have Phlegm Too"  A more mature woman helps rebuild Charlie's ego after he becomes insecure about his age.  (Repeat) WSBK
11:30 PM
"I Merely Slept With a Commie"  Evelyn makes Charlie and Alan regret saying that she will not have any mourners at her funeral.  (Repeat) WSBK
05:00 PM
"Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle"  Chelsea tries to help her beautiful college roommate get over a bad breakup.  (Repeat) FX
05:30 PM
"Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair"  Charlie discovers he has not been satisfying Chelsea; Alan attempts to cure his thinning hair without spending much money.  (Repeat) FX
06:00 PM
"That's Why They Call It Ball Room"  Charlie discovers that Chelsea has not been completely honest about her finances.  (Repeat) FX
06:00 PM
"Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor"  Alan reluctantly agrees to a makeover after running into his ex-wife and her new beau; when the brothers go shopping, they clash over what to buy.  (Repeat) WSBK
Two and a Half Men

Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.

Current cast
Ashton Kutcher as Walden Schmidt
Jon Cryer as Alan Harper
Conchata Ferrell as Berta
Edan Alexander as Louis

Program data from Tribune Media Services, Inc.