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Two and a Half Men

"Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded"

Charlie plans a romantic date with Mia in hopes of consummating their relationship; Alan starts dating Charlie's most recent ex-girlfriend.  (Repeat)

Wed 8/5 7:30 PM  WPIX
Duration: 30 minutes
Rated: TV-14
Sitcom, Comedy

Cast:
Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus t. Jones, Marin Hinkle, Holland Taylor, Melanie Lynskey, Conchata Ferrell (Guest Star), Emmanuelle Vaugier (Guest Star), April Bowlby (Guest Star)

Crew:
Chuck Lorre (Executive Producer), Lee Aronsohn (Executive Producer), Eric Tannenbaum (Executive Producer), Kim Tannenbaum (Executive Producer), Mark Burg (Executive Producer), Oren Koules (Executive Producer), Gary Halvorson (Director), Chuck Lorre (Writer), Lee Aronsohn (Writer)

8/1/15
06:00 PM
"A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer"  When Lindsey asks Alan to move in with her, Charlie will do anything to get him to agree to it.  (Repeat) WSBK
8/1/15
06:30 PM
"A Pudding-Filled Cactus"  After moving in with Lyndsey, Alan continues to have a rendezvous with Melissa at Charlie's house.  (Repeat) WSBK
8/2/15
04:30 PM
"Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud"  Jake goes to live with Judith and Herb after learning that Alan has been dating Eldridge's mom; Charlie decides to cut back on his drinking.  (Repeat) WPIX
8/2/15
08:00 PM
"This Is Not Gonna End Well"  After Charlie's license is suspended, Jake becomes his driver; Alan plans to go to Chelsea's birthday party.  (Repeat) WPIX
8/2/15
08:30 PM
"Gumby With a Pokey"  While Alan and Jake are away on a road trip, Charlie is visited by the ghosts of his ex-girlfriends.  (Repeat) WPIX
8/2/15
09:00 PM
"A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer"  When Lindsey asks Alan to move in with her, Charlie will do anything to get him to agree to it.  (Repeat) WPIX
8/2/15
09:30 PM
"A Pudding-Filled Cactus"  After moving in with Lyndsey, Alan continues to have a rendezvous with Melissa at Charlie's house.  (Repeat) WPIX
8/2/15
11:00 PM
"This Is Not Gonna End Well"  After Charlie's license is suspended, Jake becomes his driver; Alan plans to go to Chelsea's birthday party.  (Repeat) WSBK
8/2/15
11:30 PM
"Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud"  Jake goes to live with Judith and Herb after learning that Alan has been dating Eldridge's mom; Charlie decides to cut back on his drinking.  (Repeat) WSBK
8/3/15
03:00 PM
"If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake"  For a school assignment, Jake draws the tattooed buttocks of Charlie's female friend.  (Repeat) FX
Two and a Half Men

Premise
Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.

Current cast
Ashton Kutcher as Walden Schmidt
Jon Cryer as Alan Harper
Conchata Ferrell as Berta
Edan Alexander as Louis
Amber Tamblyn as Jenny
Angus t. Jones as Jake
Holland Taylor as Evelyn
Marin Hinkle as Judith
Charlie Sheen as Charlie Harper

Program data from Tribune Media Services, Inc.