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Two and a Half Men

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire. 

Cast:
Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, Conchata Ferrell, Amber Tamblyn, Angus t. Jones, Holland Taylor, Marin Hinkle, Charlie Sheen, Melanie Lynskey, April Bowlby

Crew:
Chuck Lorre (Executive Producer), Don Reo (Executive Producer), Jim Patterson (Executive Producer), Jim Patterson (Writer), Matt Ross (Writer), Max Searle (Writer), Don Reo (Writer), Steve Tompkins (Writer), Susan Mcmartin (Writer), James Widdoes (Director), Saladin k. Patterson (Writer), Tim Kelleher (Writer), Jim Vallely (Writer), Jeff Lowell (Writer), Leslie Schapira (Writer), Maria Pearce (Writer), Chuck Lorre (Writer), Nathan Chetty (Writer), Jim Valley (Writer), Jon Cryer (Writer), Alissa Neubauer (Writer), Matt Searle (Writer), Lee Aronsohn (Executive Producer), Eric Tannenbaum (Executive Producer), Kim Tannenbaum (Executive Producer), Mark Burg (Executive Producer), Oren Koules (Executive Producer), Eddie Gorodetsky (Writer), Gemma Baker (Writer), Nick Bakay (Writer), Lee Aronsohn (Writer), Susan Beavers (Writer), Ashton Kutcher (Writer), David Richardson (Writer), Andrew Aronsohn (Writer), Don Foster (Writer), Mark Roberts (Writer), Lee Aronsohn (Director), Sid Youngers (Writer), Mark Roberts (Director), Jon Cryer (Director), Jeff Melman (Director), Jean Sagal (Director), Carol Mendelsohn (Writer), Naren Shankar (Writer), Sarah Goldfinger (Writer), Evan Dunsky (Writer), Joel Zwick (Director), Ted Wass (Director), Jerry Zaks (Director), Gary Halvorson (Director), Andrew Weyman (Director), Bill Prady (Writer), Rob Schiller (Director), Asaad Kelada (Director), Gary Halverson (Director), J.d. Lobue (Director), Pamela Fryman (Director), Jeff Abugov (Director), Jeff Abugov (Writer), Gail Mancuso (Director), Bob Berlinger (Director), Brad Berlinger (Director), Andy Ackerman (Director), Chuck Lorre (Director), Jay Sandrich (Director), James Burrows (Director)

4/23/14
04:00 PM
"Something My Gynecologist Said"  Alan feels reluctant to make a commitment to Lyndsey, but an unexpected source inspires him; Walden enjoys being the boy-toy of a wealthy older woman.  (Repeat) FX
4/23/14
04:30 PM
"I Scream When I Pee"  Alan's famous ex-wife, Kandi, wants to reconcile; when Berta isn't interested in celebrating her birthday, Walden tries to make her day special.  (Repeat) FX
4/23/14
06:00 PM
"The Ocu or the Pado?"  When Charlie swears his love to Chelsea (Jennifer Taylor), her response is nothing like what he'd expected.  (Repeat) WSBK
4/23/14
06:30 PM
"Hi, Mr. Horned One"  Charlie likes dating Isabella (Jodi Lyn O'Keefe), a wild, sexually uninhibited woman, until she threatens to put a curse on his manhood.  (Repeat) WSBK
4/23/14
07:00 PM
"The Ocu or the Pado?"  When Charlie swears his love to Chelsea (Jennifer Taylor), her response is nothing like what he'd expected.  (Repeat) WPIX
4/23/14
07:30 PM
"Hi, Mr. Horned One"  Charlie likes dating Isabella (Jodi Lyn O'Keefe), a wild, sexually uninhibited woman, until she threatens to put a curse on his manhood.  (Repeat) WPIX
4/24/14
10:30 AM
"Something My Gynecologist Said"  Alan feels reluctant to make a commitment to Lyndsey, but an unexpected source inspires him; Walden enjoys being the boy-toy of a wealthy older woman.  (Repeat) FX
4/24/14
11:00 AM
"I Scream When I Pee"  Alan's famous ex-wife, Kandi, wants to reconcile; when Berta isn't interested in celebrating her birthday, Walden tries to make her day special.  (Repeat) FX
4/24/14
03:00 PM
"One Nut Johnson"  Alan helps Walden create a new identity so he can avoid women who are only interested in his money.  (Repeat) FX
4/24/14
03:30 PM
"Give Santa a Tail-Hole"  Walden juggles his two identities; Alan ends up alone on Christmas.  (Repeat) FX
Two and a Half Men

Premise
Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. After Walden's girlfriend rejects his marriage proposal, he is thrown back into the world of dating. Life continues to reveal more surprises when Charlie's daughter -- who shares many of her father's characteristics -- shows up at the house. Also featured in the series is Berta, a sharp-tongued housekeeper.

Current cast
Ashton Kutcher as Walden Schmidt
Jon Cryer as Alan Harper
Conchata Ferrell as Berta
Amber Tamblyn as Jenny

Program data from Tribune Media Services, Inc.