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Two and a Half Men

"Large Birds, Spiders and Mom"

Charlie and Alan try to prepare Jake for his first day of junior high.  (Repeat)

Thu 5/28 4:30 PM  FX
Duration: 30 minutes
Rated: TV-14
Sitcom, Comedy

Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus t. Jones, Conchata Ferrell, Kris Iyer (Guest Star), Brian Turk (Guest Star), Monica Young (Guest Star)

Chuck Lorre (Executive Producer), Lee Aronsohn (Executive Producer), Eric Tannenbaum (Executive Producer), Kim Tannenbaum (Executive Producer), Mark Burg (Executive Producer), Oren Koules (Executive Producer), Eddie Gorodetsky (Writer), Mark Roberts (Writer), Chuck Lorre (Writer), Lee Aronsohn (Writer), Ted Wass (Director)

07:30 PM
"I'd Like to Start With the Cat"  A bachelor's life is turned upside down when his brother and nephew move in. With Holland Taylor. Episode information to be announced.  (Repeat) WPIX
11:00 AM
"My Damn Stalker"  Charlie must face his feelings when Rose announces she is moving to London; Alan fudges his online dating profile, only to wind up with a fellow profile-embellisher.  (Repeat) FX
11:30 AM
"Young People Have Phlegm Too"  A more mature woman helps rebuild Charlie's ego after he becomes insecure about his age.  (Repeat) FX
12:00 PM
"I Merely Slept With a Commie"  Evelyn makes Charlie and Alan regret saying that she will not have any mourners at her funeral.  (Repeat) FX
12:30 PM
"It Never Rains in Hooterville"  After realizing that Jake's childhood is almost over, Alan makes a last-minute try at father-son bonding; Kandi embarks on a new career.  (Repeat) FX
06:00 PM
"Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud"  Jake goes to live with Judith and Herb after learning that Alan has been dating Eldridge's mom; Charlie decides to cut back on his drinking.  (Repeat) WPIX
06:00 PM
"A Pudding-Filled Cactus"  After moving in with Lyndsey, Alan continues to have a rendezvous with Melissa at Charlie's house.  (Repeat) WSBK
06:30 PM
"A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer"  When Lindsey asks Alan to move in with her, Charlie will do anything to get him to agree to it.  (Repeat) WPIX
06:30 PM
"Hookers, Hookers, Hookers"  Lyndsey and Eldridge move into Charlie's house after their home burns down.  (Repeat) WSBK
09:00 PM
"A Pudding-Filled Cactus"  After moving in with Lyndsey, Alan continues to have a rendezvous with Melissa at Charlie's house.  (Repeat) WPIX
Two and a Half Men

Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.

Current cast
Ashton Kutcher as Walden Schmidt
Jon Cryer as Alan Harper
Conchata Ferrell as Berta
Edan Alexander as Louis

Program data from Tribune Media Services, Inc.