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Two and a Half Men

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire. 

Cast:
Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, Conchata Ferrell, Edan Alexander, Amber Tamblyn, Angus t. Jones, Holland Taylor, Marin Hinkle, Charlie Sheen, Melanie Lynskey, April Bowlby

Crew:
Chuck Lorre (Executive Producer), Don Reo (Executive Producer), Jim Patterson (Executive Producer), Chuck Lorre (Writer), Lee Aronsohn (Writer), Don Reo (Writer), Jim Patterson (Writer), James Widdoes (Director), Tim Kelleher (Writer), Jim Vallely (Writer), Matt Ross (Writer), Max Searle (Writer), Steve Tompkins (Writer), Warren Bell (Writer), Jeff Lowell (Writer), Nathan Chetty (Writer), Saladin k. Patterson (Writer), Steve Thompkins (Writer), Maria Pearce (Writer), Jon Cryer (Director), Susan Mcmartin (Writer), Leslie Schapira (Writer), Jim Valley (Writer), Jon Cryer (Writer), Alissa Neubauer (Writer), Matt Searle (Writer), Lee Aronsohn (Executive Producer), Eric Tannenbaum (Executive Producer), Kim Tannenbaum (Executive Producer), Mark Burg (Executive Producer), Oren Koules (Executive Producer), Eddie Gorodetsky (Writer), Gemma Baker (Writer), Nick Bakay (Writer), Susan Beavers (Writer), Ashton Kutcher (Writer), David Richardson (Writer), Andrew Aronsohn (Writer), Don Foster (Writer), Mark Roberts (Writer), Lee Aronsohn (Director), Sid Youngers (Writer), Mark Roberts (Director), Jeff Melman (Director), Jean Sagal (Director), Carol Mendelsohn (Writer), Naren Shankar (Writer), Sarah Goldfinger (Writer), Evan Dunsky (Writer), Joel Zwick (Director), Ted Wass (Director), Jerry Zaks (Director), Gary Halvorson (Director), Andrew Weyman (Director), Bill Prady (Writer), Rob Schiller (Director), Asaad Kelada (Director), Gary Halverson (Director), J.d. Lobue (Director), Pamela Fryman (Director), Jeff Abugov (Director), Jeff Abugov (Writer), Gail Mancuso (Director), Bob Berlinger (Director), Brad Berlinger (Director), Andy Ackerman (Director), Chuck Lorre (Director), Jay Sandrich (Director), James Burrows (Director)

7/4/15
09:00 PM
"For the Sake of the Child"  After they embarrass him in public, Jake refuses to stay with Charlie and Alan.  (Repeat) WPIX
7/4/15
09:30 PM
"Give Me Your Thumb"  Alan suggests that Chelsea get breast-reduction surgery, and Charlie kicks him out.  (Repeat) WPIX
7/5/15
04:01 AM
"Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead"  Depressed after his breakup from Courtney, Charlie goes to see his psychiatrist.  (Repeat) FX
7/5/15
04:31 AM
"Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup"  Alan feels paranoid when Lyndsey becomes friendly with Charlie.  (Repeat) FX
7/5/15
08:00 PM
"Mmm, Fish. Yum"  Alan cares for Judith's baby and her tipsy mother; Jake uses an incriminating picture to blackmail Charlie.  (Repeat) WPIX
7/5/15
08:30 PM
"Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator"  Alan takes a job working for Evelyn; Charlie must mend Chelsea and Jake's rocky relationship.  (Repeat) WPIX
7/5/15
09:00 PM
"Untainted by Filth"  Charlie and Alan wake up together in bed with a strange woman.  (Repeat) WPIX
7/5/15
09:30 PM
"Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle"  Chelsea tries to help her beautiful college roommate get over a bad breakup.  (Repeat) WPIX
7/5/15
11:00 PM
"For the Sake of the Child"  After they embarrass him in public, Jake refuses to stay with Charlie and Alan.  (Repeat) WSBK
7/5/15
11:30 PM
"Give Me Your Thumb"  Alan suggests that Chelsea get breast-reduction surgery, and Charlie kicks him out.  (Repeat) WSBK
Two and a Half Men

Premise
Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.

Current cast
Ashton Kutcher as Walden Schmidt
Jon Cryer as Alan Harper
Conchata Ferrell as Berta
Edan Alexander as Louis
Amber Tamblyn as Jenny
Angus t. Jones as Jake
Holland Taylor as Evelyn
Marin Hinkle as Judith
Charlie Sheen as Charlie Harper

Program data from Tribune Media Services, Inc.