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Two and a Half Men

"Nine Magic Fingers"

Walden searches for love; Alan encounters a chance to reconcile with Lyndsey.  (Repeat)

Thu 7/9 2:30 PM  FX
Duration: 30 minutes
Rated: TV-14
Sitcom, Comedy

Cast:
Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, Angus t. Jones, Marin Hinkle, Conchata Ferrell, Courtney Thorne-smith (Guest Star), Nicholas Gonzalez (Guest Star), Nikki Novak (Guest Star)

Crew:
Chuck Lorre (Executive Producer), Lee Aronsohn (Executive Producer), Eric Tannenbaum (Executive Producer), Kim Tannenbaum (Executive Producer), Mark Burg (Executive Producer), Oren Koules (Executive Producer), Eddie Gorodetsky (Writer), Jim Patterson (Writer), Chuck Lorre (Writer), Lee Aronsohn (Writer), James Widdoes (Director)

6/30/15
02:30 PM
"A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer"  When Lindsey asks Alan to move in with her, Charlie will do anything to get him to agree to it.  (Repeat) FX
6/30/15
03:00 PM
"A Pudding-Filled Cactus"  After moving in with Lyndsey, Alan continues to have a rendezvous with Melissa at Charlie's house.  (Repeat) FX
6/30/15
06:00 PM
"Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?"  After Evelyn's new beau dumps her, Charlie and Alan enlist Jake to cheer her up; Charlie teaches Jake a lesson about screening telephone calls from women.  (Repeat) WSBK
6/30/15
06:30 PM
"If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake"  For a school assignment, Jake draws the tattooed buttocks of Charlie's female friend.  (Repeat) WSBK
6/30/15
07:00 PM
"Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?"  After Evelyn's new beau dumps her, Charlie and Alan enlist Jake to cheer her up; Charlie teaches Jake a lesson about screening telephone calls from women.  (Repeat) WPIX
6/30/15
07:30 PM
"If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake"  For a school assignment, Jake draws the tattooed buttocks of Charlie's female friend.  (Repeat) WPIX
7/1/15
11:30 AM
"A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer"  When Lindsey asks Alan to move in with her, Charlie will do anything to get him to agree to it.  (Repeat) FX
7/1/15
12:00 PM
"A Pudding-Filled Cactus"  After moving in with Lyndsey, Alan continues to have a rendezvous with Melissa at Charlie's house.  (Repeat) FX
7/1/15
03:00 PM
"Hookers, Hookers, Hookers"  Lyndsey and Eldridge move into Charlie's house after their home burns down.  (Repeat) FX
7/1/15
03:30 PM
"The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel"  Alan pretends to be Charlie when he goes out on the town; Charlie sneaks off for cosmetic surgery.  (Repeat) FX
Two and a Half Men

Premise
Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.

Current cast
Ashton Kutcher as Walden Schmidt
Jon Cryer as Alan Harper
Conchata Ferrell as Berta
Edan Alexander as Louis
Amber Tamblyn as Jenny
Angus t. Jones as Jake
Holland Taylor as Evelyn
Marin Hinkle as Judith
Charlie Sheen as Charlie Harper

Program data from Tribune Media Services, Inc.