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Two and a Half Men

"Walnuts and Demerol"

Charlie finds himself throwing an unwanted, unplanned holiday party; Evelyn tries to keep Charlie from sleeping with his party date.  (Repeat)

Thu 9/10 3:30 PM  FX
Duration: 30 minutes
Rated: TV-14
Sitcom, Comedy

Cast:
Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus t. Jones, Marin Hinkle, Holland Taylor, Melanie Lynskey, Conchata Ferrell, April Bowlby, Ryan Stiles (Guest Star), Susan Sullivan (Guest Star), Jessica Collins (Guest Star)

Crew:
Chuck Lorre (Executive Producer), Lee Aronsohn (Executive Producer), Eric Tannenbaum (Executive Producer), Kim Tannenbaum (Executive Producer), Mark Burg (Executive Producer), Oren Koules (Executive Producer), Gary Halvorson (Director), Chuck Lorre (Writer), Lee Aronsohn (Writer), Susan Beavers (Writer), Jim Patterson (Writer)

9/4/15
04:30 PM
"Arguments for the Quickie"  Charlie's former girlfriend returns with an unexpected request.  (Repeat) FX
9/4/15
05:00 PM
"That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite"  Charlie and Mia plan their wedding despite complications on both sides of the family.  (Repeat) FX
9/4/15
06:00 PM
"Kinda Like Necrophilia"  Alan seeks revenge when he discovers that Charlie stole his high-school girlfriend.  (Repeat) WSBK
9/4/15
06:30 PM
"Meander to Your Dander"  Charlie offers Alan pointers on how to break up with a woman.  (Repeat) WSBK
9/4/15
07:00 PM
"Kinda Like Necrophilia"  Alan seeks revenge when he discovers that Charlie stole his high-school girlfriend.  (Repeat) WPIX
9/4/15
07:30 PM
"Meander to Your Dander"  Charlie offers Alan pointers on how to break up with a woman.  (Repeat) WPIX
9/5/15
09:30 AM
"Working for Caligula"  Charlie returns to his bachelor lifestyle; Alan breaks down following his second divorce.  (Repeat) FX
9/5/15
10:00 AM
"Who's Vod Kanockers?"  Charlie tells Alan the truth about his breakup with Mia; a famous neighbor causes trouble.  (Repeat) FX
9/5/15
10:30 AM
"The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress"  Charlie is convinced he saw his late father while having a near-death experience.  (Repeat) FX
9/5/15
11:00 AM
"A Pot-Smoking Monkey"  After their split, Alan wants to gain custody of his and Kandi's dog.  (Repeat) FX
Two and a Half Men

Premise
Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.

Current cast
Ashton Kutcher as Walden Schmidt
Jon Cryer as Alan Harper
Conchata Ferrell as Berta
Edan Alexander as Louis
Amber Tamblyn as Jenny
Angus t. Jones as Jake
Holland Taylor as Evelyn
Marin Hinkle as Judith
Charlie Sheen as Charlie Harper

Program data from Tribune Media Services, Inc.