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Two and a Half Men

"A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana"

Charlie and Alan hire Berta's sister to cater a party their mother has conned them into throwing for her.  (Repeat)

Thu 7/16 6:00 PM  WSBK
Duration: 30 minutes
Rated: TV-14
Sitcom, Comedy

Cast:
Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus t. Jones, Marin Hinkle, Holland Taylor, Melanie Lynskey, Camryn Manheim (Guest Star), Conchata Ferrell (Guest Star)

Crew:
Chuck Lorre (Executive Producer), Lee Aronsohn (Executive Producer), Eric Tannenbaum (Executive Producer), Kim Tannenbaum (Executive Producer), Mark Burg (Executive Producer), Oren Koules (Executive Producer), Don Foster (Writer), Pamela Fryman (Director)

7/7/15
06:00 PM
"Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats"  Alan offends Charlie by choosing harebrained cousins as Jake's guardians in the event of his death.  (Repeat) WSBK
7/7/15
06:30 PM
"An Old Flame With a New Wick"  Charlie is stunned to learn his ex-girlfriend is now a man.  (Repeat) WSBK
7/7/15
07:00 PM
"Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats"  Alan offends Charlie by choosing harebrained cousins as Jake's guardians in the event of his death.  (Repeat) WPIX
7/7/15
07:30 PM
"An Old Flame With a New Wick"  Charlie is stunned to learn his ex-girlfriend is now a man.  (Repeat) WPIX
7/8/15
11:30 AM
"That Darn Priest"  Rose discovers Alan's Ponzi scheme; Alan meets Rose's "husband"; Charlie tries to get time alone with Rose.  (Repeat) FX
7/8/15
12:00 PM
"Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt"  After saying goodbye to the late Charlie Harper, Alan meets Walden Schmidt, a broken-hearted billionaire.  (Repeat) FX
7/8/15
03:00 PM
"People Who Love Peepholes"  Walden's ex-wife, Bridget, turns up.  (Repeat) FX
7/8/15
03:30 PM
"Big Girls Don't Throw Food"  Alan helps Walden get ready for a date with Bridget; Jake decides to drop out of school like Walden did.  (Repeat) FX
7/8/15
06:00 PM
"I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You"  Judith's sister, Liz, hits on Alan at Jake's birthday party; Evelyn prefers alcohol to cake.  (Repeat) WSBK
7/8/15
06:30 PM
"Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark"  After trying a father/son talk, Alan and Judith decide to take a moody Jake to a therapist.  (Repeat) WSBK
Two and a Half Men

Premise
Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.

Current cast
Ashton Kutcher as Walden Schmidt
Jon Cryer as Alan Harper
Conchata Ferrell as Berta
Edan Alexander as Louis
Amber Tamblyn as Jenny
Angus t. Jones as Jake
Holland Taylor as Evelyn
Marin Hinkle as Judith
Charlie Sheen as Charlie Harper

Program data from Tribune Media Services, Inc.