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Two and a Half Men

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire. 

Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, Conchata Ferrell, Amber Tamblyn, Angus t. Jones, Holland Taylor, Marin Hinkle, Charlie Sheen, Melanie Lynskey, April Bowlby

Chuck Lorre (Executive Producer), Don Reo (Executive Producer), Jim Patterson (Executive Producer), Jim Patterson (Writer), Matt Ross (Writer), Max Searle (Writer), Don Reo (Writer), Steve Tompkins (Writer), Susan Mcmartin (Writer), James Widdoes (Director), Saladin k. Patterson (Writer), Tim Kelleher (Writer), Jim Vallely (Writer), Jeff Lowell (Writer), Leslie Schapira (Writer), Maria Pearce (Writer), Chuck Lorre (Writer), Nathan Chetty (Writer), Jim Valley (Writer), Jon Cryer (Writer), Alissa Neubauer (Writer), Matt Searle (Writer), Lee Aronsohn (Executive Producer), Eric Tannenbaum (Executive Producer), Kim Tannenbaum (Executive Producer), Mark Burg (Executive Producer), Oren Koules (Executive Producer), Eddie Gorodetsky (Writer), Gemma Baker (Writer), Nick Bakay (Writer), Lee Aronsohn (Writer), Susan Beavers (Writer), Ashton Kutcher (Writer), David Richardson (Writer), Andrew Aronsohn (Writer), Don Foster (Writer), Mark Roberts (Writer), Lee Aronsohn (Director), Sid Youngers (Writer), Mark Roberts (Director), Jon Cryer (Director), Jeff Melman (Director), Jean Sagal (Director), Carol Mendelsohn (Writer), Naren Shankar (Writer), Sarah Goldfinger (Writer), Evan Dunsky (Writer), Joel Zwick (Director), Ted Wass (Director), Jerry Zaks (Director), Gary Halvorson (Director), Andrew Weyman (Director), Bill Prady (Writer), Rob Schiller (Director), Asaad Kelada (Director), Gary Halverson (Director), J.d. Lobue (Director), Pamela Fryman (Director), Jeff Abugov (Director), Jeff Abugov (Writer), Gail Mancuso (Director), Bob Berlinger (Director), Brad Berlinger (Director), Andy Ackerman (Director), Chuck Lorre (Director), Jay Sandrich (Director), James Burrows (Director)

02:00 AM
"Untainted by Filth"  Charlie and Alan wake up together in bed with a strange woman.  (Repeat) FX
02:30 AM
"Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle"  Chelsea tries to help her beautiful college roommate get over a bad breakup.  (Repeat) FX
04:30 AM
"Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair"  Charlie discovers he has not been satisfying Chelsea; Alan attempts to cure his thinning hair without spending much money.  (Repeat) FX
09:00 PM
"It's Always Nazi Week"  A bachelor's (Charlie Sheen) life is turned upside down when his brother and nephew (Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones) move in. With Holland Taylor. Episode information to be announced.  (Repeat) WPIX
09:30 PM
"Best H.O. Money Can Buy"  Alan tries to escape Judith's clutches as Charlie and Herb go on the prowl.  (Repeat) WPIX
11:00 PM
"The Flavin' and the Mavin"  Alan awaits disaster as Charlie romances Alan's sweet receptionist.  (Repeat) WSBK
11:30 PM
"A Jock Strap in Hell"  The guys run into Jake's former teacher (Alicia Witt) who became a stripper after a fling with Charlie; Charlie gives her a room and a job to try and help her out, but things get out of control.  (Repeat) WSBK
05:00 PM
"That's Why They Call It Ball Room"  Charlie discovers that Chelsea has not been completely honest about her finances.  (Repeat) FX
05:30 PM
"Warning, It's Dirty"  Charlie coaches Jake on the art of infidelity while his girlfriend is away for Christmas.  (Repeat) FX
06:00 PM
"Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick"  Against Alan's judgment, Charlie falls for a seemingly crazy woman named Frankie. Guest star: Jenna Elfman.  (Repeat) WSBK
Two and a Half Men

Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. After Walden's girlfriend rejects his marriage proposal, he is thrown back into the world of dating. Life continues to reveal more surprises when Charlie's daughter -- who shares many of her father's characteristics -- shows up at the house. Also featured in the series is Berta, a sharp-tongued housekeeper.

Current cast
Ashton Kutcher as Walden Schmidt
Jon Cryer as Alan Harper
Conchata Ferrell as Berta
Amber Tamblyn as Jenny

Program data from Tribune Media Services, Inc.