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Two and a Half Men

"That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami"

Charlie has second thoughts after setting Alan up with their new neighbor.  (Repeat)

Fri 9/11 5:00 PM  FX
Duration: 30 minutes
Rated: TV-14
Sitcom, Comedy

Cast:
Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus t. Jones, Conchata Ferrell, Brooke Shields (Guest Star), Deprise d. Brescia (Guest Star), Carly Thomas (Guest Star)

Crew:
Chuck Lorre (Executive Producer), Lee Aronsohn (Executive Producer), Eric Tannenbaum (Executive Producer), Kim Tannenbaum (Executive Producer), Mark Burg (Executive Producer), Oren Koules (Executive Producer), Gary Halvorson (Director), Chuck Lorre (Writer), Lee Aronsohn (Writer), Don Foster (Writer), Susan Beavers (Writer), Jim Patterson (Writer)

9/2/15
12:00 PM
"The Unfortunate Little Schnauser"  Charlie boycotts an advertising awards banquet, having lost several years in a row to his nemesis, Archie.  (Repeat) FX
9/2/15
12:30 PM
"The Spit-Covered Cobbler"  Paying his young girlfriend's bills financially straps Alan.  (Repeat) FX
9/2/15
03:00 PM
"Golly Moses, She's a Muffin"  Kandi moves in with Alan, causing tension in the house, since Charlie is having a dry spell with women.  (Repeat) FX
9/2/15
03:30 PM
"Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro"  Charlie sleeps with Kandi's mother, as Alan tries to win her daughter back; Kandi arranges a date between her father and Judith.  (Repeat) FX
9/2/15
06:00 PM
"Help Daddy Find His Toenail"  Charlie's girlfriend is embarrassed to be seen with him; Jake sneaks out to go to a concert.  (Repeat) WSBK
9/2/15
06:30 PM
"Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room"  Charlie and Alan butt heads over Alan's place in the house, prompting Alan and Jake to move in with Evelyn.  (Repeat) WSBK
9/2/15
07:00 PM
"Help Daddy Find His Toenail"  Charlie's girlfriend is embarrassed to be seen with him; Jake sneaks out to go to a concert.  (Repeat) WPIX
9/2/15
07:30 PM
"Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room"  Charlie and Alan butt heads over Alan's place in the house, prompting Alan and Jake to move in with Evelyn.  (Repeat) WPIX
9/3/15
11:30 AM
"Golly Moses, She's a Muffin"  Kandi moves in with Alan, causing tension in the house, since Charlie is having a dry spell with women.  (Repeat) FX
9/3/15
12:00 PM
"Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro"  Charlie sleeps with Kandi's mother, as Alan tries to win her daughter back; Kandi arranges a date between her father and Judith.  (Repeat) FX
Two and a Half Men

Premise
Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.

Current cast
Ashton Kutcher as Walden Schmidt
Jon Cryer as Alan Harper
Conchata Ferrell as Berta
Edan Alexander as Louis
Amber Tamblyn as Jenny
Angus t. Jones as Jake
Holland Taylor as Evelyn
Marin Hinkle as Judith
Charlie Sheen as Charlie Harper

Program data from Tribune Media Services, Inc.