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Two and a Half Men

"The Crazy Bitch Gazette"

Charlie's girlfriend gets fed up with his stalker, Rose.  (Repeat)

Thu 3/12 3:30 PM  FX
Duration: 30 minutes
Rated: TV-14
Sitcom, Comedy

Cast:
Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus t. Jones, Marin Hinkle, Conchata Ferrell, Melanie Lynskey (Guest Star), Liz Vassey (Guest Star), Tom Virtue (Guest Star)

Crew:
Chuck Lorre (Executive Producer), Lee Aronsohn (Executive Producer), Eric Tannenbaum (Executive Producer), Kim Tannenbaum (Executive Producer), Mark Burg (Executive Producer), Oren Koules (Executive Producer), Chuck Lorre (Writer), Lee Aronsohn (Writer), Don Foster (Writer), Eddie Gorodetsky (Writer), Jim Patterson (Writer), James Widdoes (Director)

3/3/15
06:00 PM
"Sarah Like Puny Alan"  Charlie sets his ailing brother up on a date, then drags him to a steam room to help him get rid of his flu symptoms.  (Repeat) WSBK
3/3/15
06:30 PM
"I Can't Afford Hyenas"  Charlie realizes he's broke when his credit card is declined at the grocery store. Richard Lewis guest stars.  (Repeat) WSBK
3/3/15
07:00 PM
"Sarah Like Puny Alan"  Charlie sets his ailing brother up on a date, then drags him to a steam room to help him get rid of his flu symptoms.  (Repeat) WPIX
3/3/15
07:30 PM
"I Can't Afford Hyenas"  Charlie realizes he's broke when his credit card is declined at the grocery store. Richard Lewis guest stars.  (Repeat) WPIX
3/4/15
04:00 PM
"Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste"  Jake writes love songs to woo his ex-girlfriend; Herb and Alan hide their secret friendship from Judith.  (Repeat) FX
3/4/15
04:30 PM
"Yay, No Polyps!"  Charlie undergoes a colonoscopy to avoid a trip to see Chelsea's bigoted parents, but he finds them in his living room when he returns home.  (Repeat) FX
3/4/15
06:00 PM
"Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick"  Against Alan's judgment, Charlie falls for a seemingly crazy woman named Frankie. Guest star: Jenna Elfman.  (Repeat) WSBK
3/4/15
06:30 PM
"That Was Saliva, Alan"  Frankie tells Charlie and Alan why she and her daughter are on the run; Frankie's daughter has a crush on Jake.  (Repeat) WSBK
3/4/15
07:00 PM
"Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick"  Against Alan's judgment, Charlie falls for a seemingly crazy woman named Frankie. Guest star: Jenna Elfman.  (Repeat) WPIX
3/4/15
07:30 PM
"That Was Saliva, Alan"  Frankie tells Charlie and Alan why she and her daughter are on the run; Frankie's daughter has a crush on Jake.  (Repeat) WPIX
Two and a Half Men

Premise
Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.

Current cast
Ashton Kutcher as Walden Schmidt
Jon Cryer as Alan Harper
Conchata Ferrell as Berta
Edan Alexander as Louis

Program data from Tribune Media Services, Inc.