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Two and a Half Men

"Ferrets, Attack!"

Walden must choose between Zoey and Rose.  (Repeat)

Tue 3/31 4:00 PM  FX
Duration: 30 minutes
Rated: TV-14
Sitcom, Comedy

Cast:
Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, Angus t. Jones, Conchata Ferrell, Melanie Lynskey (Guest Star), Sophie Winkleman (Guest Star)

Crew:
Chuck Lorre (Executive Producer), Lee Aronsohn (Executive Producer), Eric Tannenbaum (Executive Producer), Kim Tannenbaum (Executive Producer), Mark Burg (Executive Producer), Oren Koules (Executive Producer), Chuck Lorre (Writer), Don Reo (Writer), Jim Patterson (Writer), Eddie Gorodetsky (Writer), Matt Ross (Writer), Max Searle (Writer), James Widdoes (Director)

3/31/15
03:30 PM
"That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam"  Walden ignores Alan's warnings and starts dating Rose.  (Repeat) FX
3/31/15
04:00 PM
"Ferrets, Attack!"  Walden must choose between Zoey and Rose.  (Repeat) FX
3/31/15
06:00 PM
"We Called It Mr. Pinky"  Charlie responds inappropriately to a woman's declaration of love, and Rose says his inability to have a long-lasting relationship is due to unresolved issues with his mother.  (Repeat) WSBK
3/31/15
06:30 PM
"Hi, Mr. Horned One"  Charlie likes dating Isabella, a wild, sexually uninhibited woman, until she threatens to put a curse on his manhood.  (Repeat) WSBK
3/31/15
07:00 PM
"We Called It Mr. Pinky"  Charlie responds inappropriately to a woman's declaration of love, and Rose says his inability to have a long-lasting relationship is due to unresolved issues with his mother.  (Repeat) WPIX
3/31/15
07:30 PM
"Hi, Mr. Horned One"  Charlie likes dating Isabella, a wild, sexually uninhibited woman, until she threatens to put a curse on his manhood.  (Repeat) WPIX
4/1/15
05:00 PM
"Avoid the Chinese Mustard"  When Walden gets tired of the complications that come with a traditional relationship, he hires an actress to be his girlfriend; Jake plans a rendezvous with Missi at the beach house.  (Repeat) FX
4/1/15
05:30 PM
"Something My Gynecologist Said"  Alan feels reluctant to make a commitment to Lyndsey, but an unexpected source inspires him; Walden enjoys being the boy-toy of a wealthy older woman.  (Repeat) FX
4/1/15
06:00 PM
"Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop"  Rose's father confronts Charlie about his intentions toward Rose.  (Repeat) WSBK
4/1/15
06:30 PM
"That Voodoo That I Do Do"  Charlie cons Jake into taking ballet lessons in order to get close to the teacher.  (Repeat) WSBK
Two and a Half Men

Premise
Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.

Current cast
Ashton Kutcher as Walden Schmidt
Jon Cryer as Alan Harper
Conchata Ferrell as Berta
Edan Alexander as Louis

Program data from Tribune Media Services, Inc.