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Two and a Half Men

"Pilot"

Charlie's life turns upside down when his brother and nephew move in; at the supermarket, Charlie discovers he can use 10-year-old Jake to attract women.  (Repeat)

Sun 9/13 8:00 PM  WPIX
Duration: 30 minutes
Rated: TV-PG
Sitcom, Comedy

Cast:
Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Holland Taylor, Angus t. Jones, Marin Hinkle, Melanie Lynskey (Guest Star)

Crew:
Chuck Lorre (Executive Producer), Lee Aronsohn (Executive Producer), Eric Tannenbaum (Executive Producer), Kim Tannenbaum (Executive Producer), Mark Burg (Executive Producer), Oren Koules (Executive Producer), James Burrows (Director), Chuck Lorre (Writer), Lee Aronsohn (Writer)

9/1/15
11:30 AM
"My Tongue Is Meat"  When Charlie finds he can no longer handle the healthy lifestyle that Mia has imposed on him, he sneaks cigars, beer and burgers into the garage.  (Repeat) FX
9/1/15
12:00 PM
"Ergo, the Booty Call"  Alan tries to avoid bringing his sexy 22-year-old girlfriend to Jake's birthday party.  (Repeat) FX
9/1/15
03:00 PM
"The Unfortunate Little Schnauser"  Charlie boycotts an advertising awards banquet, having lost several years in a row to his nemesis, Archie.  (Repeat) FX
9/1/15
03:30 PM
"The Spit-Covered Cobbler"  Paying his young girlfriend's bills financially straps Alan.  (Repeat) FX
9/1/15
06:00 PM
"City of Great Racks"  Although Charlie is getting closer to Linda, he begins to see Rose's face wherever he looks.  (Repeat) WSBK
9/1/15
06:30 PM
"Putting Swim Fins on a Cat"  Charlie has to entertain his girlfriend's 4-year-old son; Alan becomes a human guinea pig.  (Repeat) WSBK
9/1/15
07:00 PM
"City of Great Racks"  Although Charlie is getting closer to Linda, he begins to see Rose's face wherever he looks.  (Repeat) WPIX
9/1/15
07:30 PM
"Putting Swim Fins on a Cat"  Charlie has to entertain his girlfriend's 4-year-old son; Alan becomes a human guinea pig.  (Repeat) WPIX
9/2/15
12:00 PM
"The Unfortunate Little Schnauser"  Charlie boycotts an advertising awards banquet, having lost several years in a row to his nemesis, Archie.  (Repeat) FX
9/2/15
12:30 PM
"The Spit-Covered Cobbler"  Paying his young girlfriend's bills financially straps Alan.  (Repeat) FX
Two and a Half Men

Premise
Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.

Current cast
Ashton Kutcher as Walden Schmidt
Jon Cryer as Alan Harper
Conchata Ferrell as Berta
Edan Alexander as Louis
Amber Tamblyn as Jenny
Angus t. Jones as Jake
Holland Taylor as Evelyn
Marin Hinkle as Judith
Charlie Sheen as Charlie Harper

Program data from Tribune Media Services, Inc.