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Two and a Half Men

"If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap"

Alan offers to help get Charlie's cleaning lady back if Charlie can get Jake ready to go out to dinner with his mother.  (Repeat)

Mon 9/7 12:30 AM  WSBK
Duration: 30 minutes
Rated: TV-PG
Sitcom, Comedy

Cast:
Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus t. Jones, Marin Hinkle, Holland Taylor, Melanie Lynskey, Conchata Ferrell (Guest Star), Steven Tyler (Guest Star)

Crew:
Chuck Lorre (Executive Producer), Lee Aronsohn (Executive Producer), Eric Tannenbaum (Executive Producer), Kim Tannenbaum (Executive Producer), Mark Burg (Executive Producer), Oren Koules (Executive Producer), Andy Ackerman (Director), Chuck Lorre (Writer), Lee Aronsohn (Writer)

9/3/15
11:30 AM
"Golly Moses, She's a Muffin"  Kandi moves in with Alan, causing tension in the house, since Charlie is having a dry spell with women.  (Repeat) FX
9/3/15
12:00 PM
"Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro"  Charlie sleeps with Kandi's mother, as Alan tries to win her daughter back; Kandi arranges a date between her father and Judith.  (Repeat) FX
9/3/15
03:00 PM
"And the Plot Moistens"  Alan finds that he has more in common with Jake's teacher than with Kandi; Charlie helps Jake prepare a song for his audition for the school musical.  (Repeat) FX
9/3/15
03:30 PM
"Just Once With Aunt Sophie"  Charlie and Alan help Jake prepare for his first boy-girl party.  (Repeat) FX
9/3/15
06:00 PM
"Is There a Mrs. Waffles?"  Charlie finds success as a children's singing star, which makes Alan miserable.  (Repeat) WSBK
9/3/15
06:30 PM
"Tight's Good"  Charlie tries to resist an attraction to his soon-to-be stepsister.  (Repeat) WSBK
9/3/15
07:00 PM
"Is There a Mrs. Waffles?"  Charlie finds success as a children's singing star, which makes Alan miserable.  (Repeat) WPIX
9/3/15
07:30 PM
"Tight's Good"  Charlie tries to resist an attraction to his soon-to-be stepsister.  (Repeat) WPIX
9/4/15
11:30 AM
"And the Plot Moistens"  Alan finds that he has more in common with Jake's teacher than with Kandi; Charlie helps Jake prepare a song for his audition for the school musical.  (Repeat) FX
9/4/15
12:00 PM
"Just Once With Aunt Sophie"  Charlie and Alan help Jake prepare for his first boy-girl party.  (Repeat) FX
Two and a Half Men

Premise
Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.

Current cast
Ashton Kutcher as Walden Schmidt
Jon Cryer as Alan Harper
Conchata Ferrell as Berta
Edan Alexander as Louis
Amber Tamblyn as Jenny
Angus t. Jones as Jake
Holland Taylor as Evelyn
Marin Hinkle as Judith
Charlie Sheen as Charlie Harper

Program data from Tribune Media Services, Inc.