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How I Met Your Mother

"The Scorpion and the Toad"

Ted sees through Lily's stories about the fun and excitement she found in San Francisco, and Robin is surprised to learn the real reason Lily came back.  (Repeat)

Sun 8/2 8:30 AM  FX
Duration: 30 minutes
Rated: TV-14
Sitcom, Comedy

Cast:
Josh Radnor, Jason Segel, Alyson Hannigan, Neil patrick Harris, Cobie Smulders, Diane Mizota (Guest Star), Richard Wharton (Guest Star), Josh Wingate (Guest Star), Kelly Mullis (Guest Star), Sundeep Ahuja (Guest Star), Aisha Kabia (Guest Star), Nicole Garza (Guest Star), Ken Cosby (Guest Star), Lee warren Jones (Guest Star), Barry Finkel (Guest Star), Natalie Garza (Guest Star)

Crew:
Bob Saget (Narrator), Carter Bays (Executive Producer), Craig Thomas (Executive Producer), Rob Greenberg (Director), Chris Harris (Writer)

7/28/15
12:00 PM
"The Front Porch"  Ted learns that Lily not only planted another woman's earring in his bed for Karen to find, but she also meddled in some of his other relationships.  (Repeat) LIFE
7/28/15
12:30 PM
"Old King Clancy"  Barney and Marshall conspire to keep Ted in the dark when a client cancels plans to build its new headquarters using Ted's design.  (Repeat) LIFE
7/28/15
12:30 PM
"Matchmaker"  Ted visits a matchmaker in his search for love, but he is sent away matchless.  (Repeat) FX
7/28/15
01:00 PM
"Murtaugh"  Barney tries to prove Ted wrong by completing every task on Ted's list of things he thinks the gang is too old to do.  (Repeat) LIFE
7/28/15
01:00 PM
"The Duel"  Ted and Marshall decide that a sword fight will be the means of settling who will get to keep their apartment.  (Repeat) FX
7/28/15
01:30 PM
"Mosbius Designs"  When Ted loses his job, he decides to start his own architectural firm.  (Repeat) LIFE
7/28/15
01:30 PM
"Belly Full of Turkey"  Ted and Robin are surprised to run into Barney when they volunteer at a homeless shelter on Thanksgiving.  (Repeat) FX
7/28/15
02:00 PM
"The Pineapple Incident"  Ted relies on his friends to fill in the gaps left in his memory by a night of partying.  (Repeat) FX
7/29/15
12:00 AM
"We're Not From Here"  Barney and Ted decide to pose as out-of-towners in hope of getting the same female attention Robin's Argentine friend receives.  (Repeat) WSBK
7/29/15
12:00 AM
"Murtaugh"  Barney tries to prove Ted wrong by completing every task on Ted's list of things he thinks the gang is too old to do.  (Repeat) WWOR
How I Met Your Mother

Premise
Ted has fallen in love. It all started when his best friend, Marshall, drops the bombshell that he plans to propose to longtime girlfriend Lily, a kindergarten teacher. Suddenly, Ted realizes that he had better get a move on if he hopes to find true love. Helping him in the quest is Barney, a friend with endless -- often outrageous -- opinions, a penchant for suits and a foolproof way to meet women. When Ted meets Robin, he is sure it's love at first sight, but the affair fizzles into friendship. Voice-over by Bob Saget (``Full House'') tells the story through flashbacks.

Current cast
Josh Radnor as Ted Mosby
Jason Segel as Marshall Erikson
Cobie Smulders as Robin Sherbatsky
Neil patrick Harris as Barney Stinson
Alyson Hannigan as Lily Aldrin
Cristin Milioti as The Mother
Bob Saget

Program data from Tribune Media Services, Inc.